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... now that I've gotten the obvious Beatles reference out of the way, time to get down to business. First matter of business, new avatar. Yes, I liked the Beatles reference they threw in enough to be willing to change the avatar I've had for nearly half of a year. Hey, it still fits my brassy theme, plus someone was going to use it sooner or later, might as well be a sooner one.

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This looks promising. I approve.

Welcome back, readers, to another Monday! Which of course means another Being a Better Writer post. I do want to keep these to Monday if at all possible. Work shifts permitting.

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Alright, so if your mind didn't go down the gutter after reading the title, let me get straight to things.

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Almost a not-a-contest entry, or maybe it is (gonna confess that I haven’t read through all of it just yet). . . .

EThe Cab Ride and a Night Train

• MLP: FiM
• Drama
• Slice of Life

After her composition is bashed by the critics, Octavia travels to New York City in 1978 to seek inspiration. Her answer comes not from the concert halls or academics, but rather from a cab ride.

• Human
• DJ P0N-3
• Octavia
• Other

Penguifyer · 6.1k words  ·  59  1 · 845 views

But what I have read through, Penguifyer’s already hitting where it counts. Ponies are musical, we all know that.

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Hey folks, just letting you know I put up a polished version of a speedwrite fic I did a while ago. I'm rather proud of it and it did win said contest, so that's something. It's a bit different from my usual writing style, but I think it came out well. Plus, there's an oblique reference to The Iron Horse in there, if you're up for that.

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Where did all the boy bands go?
Where are my, handsome lads?
Could they not keep up, with the flow?
Were they just a, passing fad?

Matching vests and upturned hats,
Stages bathed in bisexual lights,
Today musics sung by brats,
won't anyone hear my plight...

Aaaaa

AAaaaaaa
AAaaaaaa

I need a Boy Band.

Happy Filthy Friday, and happy early Vore Day~.

Firstly, Getting the Band Back Together updated last night, if you're in the mood for a siren reunion story set in the Oversaturated World. Secondly, those of you who enjoyed Land of the Banished Sun will be pleased to know that I've been giving some thought to expanding it. Can't give a timeframe at the moment, but I can pull a page from Georg's playbook and show you a preview of something you won't

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Hey there everyone, time for another blog post!

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https://www.twitch.tv/narrativedeclaration/videos

Media Home Entertainment was one of the earliest video distributors. It was founded in 1978 by filmmaker Charles Band along with his colleague Irwin Yablans; for the first three years of its existence, Mr. Band called the firm Meda Home Entertainment in honor of his first wife, with whom he raised two children, one of whom (Alex Band) sang lead for the post-grunge group The Calling. The company's initial releases were random, and ranged from obvious products of the public domain (some of its

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A while ago I wrote a post about the T-V distinction, and mentioned how the Quakers used thou instead of you with everyone to be "humble", and because the King James Version of the Bible used it for addressing individuals in the second person. Everyone else found it overly familiar and super-rude because thou had historically

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Clutch are a band for Pennsylvania who you might have seen on Bam Margera's series Viva La Bam performing The Mob Goes Wild, or you might know them for Electric Worry, the song used in the trailer for Left 4 Dead 2. Either way, they are one of my all-time favourite bands and they have earned their way into a legendary status through the years they've been performing live and honing their hard rock, semi-psychedelic sound.

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I GOT INSPIRED TO MAKE THIS CREAM COLORED BRALETTE OUT OF RIBBON AND LACE BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH ELASTIC. HOWEVER, I HAVE ENOUGH ELASTIC TO MAKE A HALF AND HALF KIND OF BRA. I REALLY HOPE IT TURNS OUT WELL. I FINISHED THE CUPS, AND I'M HALFWAY THROUGH SEWING THE BAND. THEN I HAVE TO CAREFULLY SEW THAT SHIT TOGETHER. IT WILL BE RELIEVING TO GET TO THE PART IN WHICH I PUT THE RIBBON THROUGH THE BAND.