I forgot about Friendship Games and haven't found the time to sit down and watch it. Shut up.

Also, sorry we're a little late tonight. Ring had to run and got back behind schedule.

So first and foremost, we've wrapped up part three of the Mykan thing. I don't know how much longer it goes on and don't care enough to check, but you're suffering through the whole thing anyway.

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Hey, all you lovely people! Some quick stuff to talk about today...

First of all, after about four days, Death is Optional has fallen out of the Featured Box. Thanks to everyone who read and liked it! It was just a stupid thing that I wrote one morning when I probably should have been sleeping, so I'm glad so many people liked it. But, more importantly...

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Don't worry. It's NOT actually a clopfic. Just a bit of a purposely badly-written piss-take of the clopfic genre.

Because even I'm an asshole sometimes. And since some of you said you liked that Friendship Is Witchcraft 'parody' series over on YouTube, you might like me for this. XD

Oh, and can everyone who is willing to bother doing so, please give a big warm welcome to our newest addition to the Unique team; Miniponies!

For anyone who draws images on their computer, if you like to draw MLP characters, and you want to be accurate with the color schemes, go to the My Little Pony Wikia and type in the names of the characters you're trying to draw. Underneath their bio pictures, there should be an (Expand) option. If you click it, it'll give you their exact colors, and if you click on the names of these colors, you'll be directed to a website where you can get the RBG data to make those colors in your swatches

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Hello everyone!

Yeah, I'm still here, surprising huh? This may fall on deaf ears, as I don't have many followers. But to those of you who are curious, I've recently begun writing again! It's enormously slow going however. I may not spit out another chapter for quite some time, and here's, hopefully, a pretty good reason why:

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Wait, what?

That’s right! We’re doing another run.

Woohoo!

Ouch! My wallet!

Don’t worry, it’ll be cheaper this time. We’ve combined both volumes from the previous run into one ubermensch-massive tome, which—while larger—will be more affordable all around.

Awesome! How much is it going to cost this time around?

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So the other day, somebody using a fake email address sent me nude photos of himself to me through Gmail at around 5:00 PM British time. If the person who sent me these inappropriate pictures happens to be one of you lot, then first of all; you must lift quite a bit to get arms like that. And second; don't do it again or I will put the pictures into a video and stick it on PornHub or XVideos. Then the whole world can see your hairy legs and saggy testicles. With that out of the way, here are

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Skip to 5:10 to hear the reference. Next thing you know they'll be adding Princess Celestia and/or Luna as guest DLC characters.

First off, thanks to all those who entered their stories into the CuddleFic Contest! We'll try and get results back to you ASAP.

Secondly, in case anyone was wondering why I haven't posted a story in November, here's the reason: I have been working on a whole bunch of Christmas-Carol-Themed stories for you all that will be posted throughout December!

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Here's a joke I've been working on.

What is the difference between UniqueSKD and an ordinary bag?

UniqueSKD may be passing himself off as something special, but the bag holds a hell of a lot more dignity than he does.

Congratulations to you if you have read this far into the joke, all...four or five of you who actually come here for the comedy...which actually might just be two out of the five hundred and fifty five people who know me.

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I have some... very weird ones picked out for today. Like, really weird. I actually have them listed from relatively sane to weird in descending order. But, promotion time:
This here group called "Looking for Editors" if you need one for a story.
MLPmatthewl419's Collection

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So tonight, I've subbed to a lesbian couple's YouTube channel by the name of lakamokolaka, and after getting into a conversation with the owner and exploring some of her video content, I've discovered that her partner lately had her life threatened by people who followed somebody that the 'lakamokolaka' channel criticized for profiting off traced artwork.

Apparently, her partner was made the target of death threats...because she laughed at a picture of blue-colored boobs.

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On a completely unrelated note from MLP, I just recently found out about the infamous Berenstein/Berenstain bears conspiracy. People who grew up with the Berenstein bears remember it being spelled just like that. BerenstEIN, but all of our childhood books's titles have changed to be called Berenstain bears. This blows my mind, because I clearly remember it being spelled with an "ei".

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Well, I think he does anyway.

Here a little sooner than the last chapter I have chapter 18 of Child of the Stars for you all. Hope you enjoy!

Thanks for reading!

The answer is painfully obvious...

As you know, nearly every single fanfic I create is in anger, and done in an act of vengeance (Bashing and beating up the characters because how they behaved or ended up in the canons of their show really ticked me off)

MLP: FIM and Teen Titans are the two worst I've ever seen, I've written more fics about them than most others.

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GAH! YOU AGAIN!

Me again! Mwhahahaha!

Comma, for the love of—give me back my journal.

Begone O Chengar! I have things to say and a platform to say it on!

… huh, that usually works.

Anyway!

Oh god, a print run and I’m not ready!

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