And it bloooooows! Yeah, real big shocker, I know. My home boys tried to warn me (by which I mean a bunch of people on the internet with a Youtube account), but I wanted to see for myself if the film was as terrible as so many said it was, rather than just parrot what has been said. And yeah, it's bad. Not even hilariously bad (okay maybe in some parts but that's not noteworthy praise). As a tl;dr, the film as a movie is subpar and hardly entertaining in a plain movie-goer sense; certainly not

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Hey! ho! Sup?

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God... That moment you realize something that you've doubted your entire fucking life, is like the moment Squidward had to realize that he's in the future. That's how I was in the bathroom this morning. FUCK. AND THINKING ABOUT IT NOW.... It all makes sense.

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Over the course of the year spent re-reading and revising my work, I've realized my work is pretty cringe. Now, it's not much of a shocker, there's plenty of crazy stories out there and mine happens to be them.

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You know what really grinds my gears? When people on this site open "Commissions" for story writing. So you, a talented writer, are going to make people pay you for some My Little Pony fan fiction? Dude, these stories won't be sold at freaking Barns & Noble, these stories are published here on a site that will most likely forget about the story in two days time just to make room for a clopfic.

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Alrighty, first off, an apology to everybody who's currently sitting by their computer eagerly waiting for a reply to their comment from the Admiral. I'm a little bit behind, on account of publishing a lot of new content over the last couple of weeks. I've got enough tabs open to cripple my poor Lenovo, just to hold my place, and I'm also relying on my memory (which is probably a bad idea) to remember what stories/chapters/blog posts/PMs I have yet to get to.

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So obviously we all know about the Dailymotion leaks by now. No links of course, but my God.

I'm so ready for Gen 5 to get here. This show has broken me. I'm just done with it. Why do these things happen? What is going on? And why is Hasbro's security so pathetic? What?

Okay, this is annoying me now. People keep coming and PMing me, asking for the passcodes and links to read the original Delta Guardian. So I'm posting this here for anyone who wants to know about reading it.

No, you cannot have any codes. No, you cannot have any links. And no, I cannot PM you the entirety of the story. (Seriously, that one was just plain stupid.)

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IN WHICH IDEA, ALSO I CONTEMPLATE SHIPPING
I haven't actually posted on Derpibooru much over the past year because my ancient laptop no longer displays the comments for some reason and I was driven off the forums for not hating IDW enough, but I still browse there pretty much every day. What can I say? I need my daily dose of disturbingly-hot art (mostly EQG due to Sunny and Dazzlings), cuteness, and funny comics.

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IN WHICH I FINISHED THE WRONG FIC
After a morning running around town with my maybe-former S.O. (not sure even she knows at this point), I spent some time out in the natures, getting in a little exercise before the cold comes tomorrow, trying to clear my head so I can write more of Sunset's "Reconciliation" story. I finished Rainbow Dash yesterday and started AJ. I wrote a little bit more AJ today, then got distracted.

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ya'll ever just have ideas churning in your head but you just cant use them because its just not time yet? god its so annoying. ive got ideas for my story "1000 Years", but i can't do anything with them. its just not time. how would you deal with these troubles?

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IN WHICH I LOOK FOR A SUBJECT
Today's music also comes courtesy of Japan. Just dropped a couple weeks ago. Enjoy!

Before you even ask, yes the women (all are 29) can actually sing; the autotune is a deliberate effect to make them sound like robots. Now...

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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For those not keeping track, this last Monday (April 30th) was my one-year wedding anniversary with my darling dearest husband.
Well... On the 27th (Friday), the Universe gifted us it's present... and I wanted to return it and punch the Universe in the teeth.

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So the main part of this doesn't actually affect me but I wanted to use whatever platform I have to talk about it because it's a shitty thing people do on this website and maybe some people will actually learn if enough of us authors talk about it (I have low expectations but hey, I'm gonna try).

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My father introduced me to this series by Screen Rant, and I love these guys' videos.

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So, this story, this story right here.

Oh god this story is kinda stressful. One, I look up so many things. I ask questions on Quora and bother knowledgeable people all the time trying to be as accurate as you can be when you involve a magical world of magical creatures.

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*Brews up relaxing cup of pumpkin spice tea, sits down at computer while humming classical music. Pulls up site while taking slow sip. Reads blurb on latest episode. Tea Spray Mother-F***ing Everywhere.*

Screw the mid-season hiatus. I'm doing this.

Flick

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