Sorry for the absence, had a lot to deal with in real life which is now dealt with, so I'm back now and will remain back.

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HI Hello and How's it going pony folks,
my name is Bluwails and I, of course want to draw your pony!

For a fee of course

As you know the holidays are fast approaching and I sadly have shallow pockets. So here I am asking you kind folks to make an honest pony out of me.

here are some examples of my work to win you over with:

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Commissions and rates:

$10 dollars per 1k words (normal rate.)

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Commissions are not currently open.

After doing a few commissions I've decided to update things a little bit. Hopefully this will make it easier for everyone going forward as things have been simplified somewhat. If you're interested check out the info after the break.

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No Clop November Nominations

No Clop November may be a long time away, but I still have plenty of work to do.
And that involves deciding which characters are going to participate. That matter however, falls to all of you.

I already picked out five choices of my own, but the rest I'm going to allow the audience to decide. Just go to the form linked below and nominate five characters that you want to see participate.

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Alright, I’m gonna have to close my commissions back up.
I’ve gotten a decent bit of a backlog I need to deal with, and there are some personal things I’ve been wanting to do, so I’ll need some more freedom there.

I’d expect my comms to open back up in a couple months at least, but I may need longer to fully become ready for more.

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Updated my commission information here: http://ishockjockey.tumblr.com/commission-info

And throwing in some recent pieces

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Hello everybody! I'm doing commissions. Here are the rules:

Payment:

• I charge 10 USD per chapter, no matter what genre or rating. I write at least 1k words per chapter. I also must get paid upfront. You can pay in rounds if you like.
• I'll accept payment through Paypal, Cashapp, and Kofi

Things I'll Do:

• All Rating Stories
• Any Genre
• Generation Five
• Equestria Girls
• Anthro
• OC x Canon
• Gore
• Self Insert

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I’m only doing points on deviantart because I want core membership. Here example of my work:

-What I can draw-

Dragons, humans, canines, felines, and background of cities and forest.

-What I won’t draw-

I won’t draw any NSFW. I might draw gorn. No Religious/Political art. No hate or cringy art

-Prices-

Illustration for 500 points

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Commission Status: CLOSED

Slot 1: CLOSED
Stage: Writing

Slot 2: CLOSED

As an author of horse words, I decided to throw my lute and shortsword +2 into the ring and offer my services to the public! As of this post, I am somewhat new to accepting commissions, so I beg pardon and hope you will bear with me.

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If you’re reading this blog, you’re curious about my commissions! Thank you for your interest. I keep my information updated on my user page, so you can PM me about commissions or check the commission status box on my user page. I respond promptly to all PM’s, so that’s typically the best way to reach me.

Basic Commission Information

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Check out Dashie's Revenge here.

Hey everybody. Welcome back to the After-Sex Smoke, the only blog you definitely keep up with, right? Right? Anyway, today I have a new story to share with the class, one that’s been in the works for a while and that I only just got around to writing. Today, I’m presenting you Proxy Mommy.

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If you couldn't tell by the title, I'm going to be opening up commissions now. Going to keep this short and sweet for people interested. Not looking to take on a massive workload right now, so I'll only have four slots and for now they'll only be available to people who are subbed to me on patreon. Prices below.

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Hello hello! I’m going to keep this short and sweet - this is just an updated sheet for information on my commissions. If you have any questions, feel free to ask below. 

My commissions are currently open! My usual price is $50 per 1k words, but this is negotiable depending on the content of the commission.

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-You must either PM me on Fimfiction, Note me on Deviant Art, or email me at ratedrslant@gmail.com for what you want commissioned.

-It’s first come, first serve. So if you’re the ninth guy to email me a commission, you’re the ninth fic that gets done on the list. No special favors for anybody. One Shot Commissioners and Multi-Chapter Commissioners are separate line orders.  

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Like it says on the tin! If you want me to write something or draw something for you, well, for a price you can have your dream come true! Go ahead and take a look at my Commission Sheet and send me a PM about what you want. My prices are pretty firm, but I don't mind a little haggling, but I will not budge on my Half Upfront Policy. Note: I don't do just pony stuff, if you have something

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So, as none of you may have noticed I changed my prices for commissions. I have noticed that I am that less experienced authors were charging more then me, and that I was one of the cheapest around. I think I've earned a little bit of a pay raise, as I've kept the 10 dollar price tag for nearly a year without change.
FAQ has been changed. Current wait time is 4. If you want to get in line feel free to messege me. If not, I always post blogs when commissions are empty.

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Commission Guidelines:

Both NSFW and SFW story commissions are acceptable. I strive to keep an open mind and not judge clients on the kinks they request. I will inform you if I am unable to fulfill your commission request based on your kinks or details.

Although I try to keep an open mind towards clients, there are a few topics I will NOT write about. These topics include:
+Consumption of scat
+Sexual blood play
+Sexual Ageplay
+Rape against Foals

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Hey there, I am happy to announce that

I am now taking commissions

I know all of you have been wondering how you can give me money for my work, so here's the answer. It's just like before except you get to tell me what kind of degeneracy our favorite ponies should get up to.

So if you want to see your smutty ideas brought to life (or death, if you're into that) shoot me a pm with your budget and idea.

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