COMMISSIONS · 8:23pm Jul 5th, 2020
If you couldn't tell by the title, I'm going to be opening up commissions now. Going to keep this short and sweet for people interested. Not looking to take on a massive workload right now, so I'll only have four slots and for now they'll only be available to people who are subbed to me on patreon. Prices below.
I have updated my commission info. The new blog can be found here.
Cool, I better start saving up some money.
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Can't promise I'd be great at it but I'd give it a shot.
Do you accept commissions for scenery porn?
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Yes.
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I’m asking for a friend, of course.
My dumbass doesn’t know how to money but if I paid you in pocket lint could you write me a story about how to get laid?
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Unfortunately I cannot buy Sunset merch with belly button lint, so no.
Holy **** that's a lot of money.
This is why I hate the local currency's monetary inequality around the world. I would love to support a lot of artists/writers around the world, but the amount I'm willing to spend (which is a normal amount in Eastern Europe) is useless for someone using US dollars. I'm earning half of the minimum wage in the US and consider myself to have an above-average salary, but that means even though I have a comfortable life, commissioning a regular-sized story would make a big dent in my expenses. Oh well.
I hope you will get some excellent ideas for requests so you will have fun while earning money!
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That's... very gross...
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Also, caught the Spongebob reference.
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It’s was supposed to be a Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends reference. Guess I can’t reference either. Now the real question though, is weather I pronounced it either or either.
Doorknob fetish?