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Oct
23rd
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #20: [A World of Ramen]! · 6:31am Oct 23rd, 2019

Oh, another forgettable story. Yeah, this one tried to pull off something similar to Equestria's Nutella Troubles, but with Ramen instead. Didn't work.

EA World of Ramen
Ramen. An indispensable staple of college-goers worldwide. ...and a plague that has infected almost all of Equestria?
TheMajorTechie · 1.1k words · 540 views

(I just couldn't wait until Wednesday, now could I? :ajsleepy:)

What? Was there something that was supposed to happen that Wednesday?

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Oct
11th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #12: · 6:10am Oct 11th, 2019

Neat. I last updated this thing almost exactly three years ago. Also, reboot!

EQuantum
What happens when a robot is granted it's freedom, and released into the world? And what if it's got existential problems?
TheMajorTechie · 1.4k words  ·  10  0 · 252 views

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Oct
28th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #24: [Lab Horse]! · 4:32am Oct 28th, 2019

What dis? It's the beginning of a new era in my stories here on Fimfic!

TLab Horse
A filly lives in a lab. She's lived in that lab all her life. The lab just happens to be on Earth. She wants to go home.
TheMajorTechie · 25k words  ·  79  9 · 1.8k views

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Nov
2nd
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #29: [Shattered Rainbow]! · 8:56pm Nov 2nd, 2019

Hmm, a story that has its lore based on some kind of tragic event that happened to the main character that results in them thinking they've been in Equestria all this time before they ultimately wake up in a completely different world? Now where have I heard of that?

EShattered Rainbow
Rainbow Dash: The filly that never had a chance.
TheMajorTechie · 8.8k words  ·  27  3 · 894 views

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Nov
11th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #36: [Scratch Reviews!] · 12:19am Nov 11th, 2019

AKA the story that was meant to be like What If but at the same time like these toasty lil' reviews.

EScratch Reviews!
Vinyl Scratch isn't only a DJ. She's also quite an avid reviewer. For what, you may wonder? For anything, really.
TheMajorTechie · 1.4k words  ·  12  2 · 442 views

It started off as a pretty decently funny idea, but it kinda went downhill from there. :facehoof:

Vinyl's score? 3/10. If dubstep isn't allowed, it isn't worth it. Also, the ponies were rather rude when they kicked her overboard.

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Oct
27th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #23: [Lost Soul]! · 12:16am Oct 27th, 2019

AKA, one of the reasons why I don't like writing commissions for people.

TLost Soul
A young man loses everything... only to find it all again. (A story commissioned by zyhenderson.)
TheMajorTechie · 3.2k words  ·  10  2 · 728 views

Also, the guy who requested the commish has been banned for quite a while now, so I'm just gonna assume it's fine to talk about what went down.

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Oct
1st
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #3: [What If...]! · 6:00am Oct 1st, 2019

Crazy's back on the menu, boys!

EWhat If...
A buncha stories based off of random "What if?" questions. Eight years old and one thousand chapters long. Holy crap. BROKE THE 1000 CHAPTER LIMIT WITH A 1001ST CHAPTER!!!
TheMajorTechie · 147k words  ·  463  58 · 8.6k views

Now, obviously, with how heckin' long this thing is, I'm not gonna do a chapter-by-chapter review like the past couple stories. We'll just cherrypick some chapters instead, 'cause these ain't serious reviews and I'd might as well skew it one way or another at some point since these are my own stories. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Nov
8th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #34: [Equestrian Human]! · 7:25am Nov 8th, 2019

Oh neat, another old flagship!

EEquestrian Human
A filly once lived in a lab. That lab happened to be on Earth. She wanted to go home. She never knew what to expect.
TheMajorTechie · 17k words  ·  24  8 · 881 views

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Oct
17th
2020

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #47: [Fog on the Window]! · 4:36am Oct 17th, 2020

Wherever I look, I can't escape it... The Pony-Me universe...

TFog on the Window
A single event can change one's life, for the better or the worse. A single friend, real or imagined, can make it better still.
TheMajorTechie · 2.4k words  ·  12  4 · 313 views

Fog on the Window's more or less a copy-pasted piece of the full Pony-Me taken out and given a bit more polish before being published on its own. To be honest, the inclusion of MLP into this thing was more or less shoehorned-in.

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Sep
29th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #1: [Wielder of the Orb: Of Magic and Ponies]! · 9:00pm Sep 29th, 2019

Rating system? What rating system? I'm here to roast your toaster and rock your stories into the ground!

For the first round, let's start simple and take a look at my first story on this humble site:

EWielder of the Orb: Of Magic and Ponies
A story of teens, evil beings, ponies, and interdimensional escape.
TheMajorTechie · 6.2k words  ·  16  7 · 675 views

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Oct
9th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #10: [The Wielder of the Orb]! · 6:22am Oct 9th, 2019

Oh. We're already on the first reboot?

EThe Wielder of the Orb
The Orb - A high condensed ball of pure energy, so powerful that it spans across not just dimensions, but entire UNIVERSES. What may become of Nightshade as she begins her adventures as the Wielder of the Orb?
TheMajorTechie · 5.8k words  ·  9  1 · 469 views

So this darn diddly thingamabob was actually a 4-way collab of sorts. Story died when everyone else lost interest, as collabs do. It's why I don't normally do them anymore.

Anyway, let's get right into it.

Darkness.

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Nov
12th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #37: [Pony-Me™]! · 1:37am Nov 12th, 2019

So, we've finally gotten to this story, haven't we?

EPony-Me™
What happens when you realize that your life is a simulation? Well, you put the headset back on.
TheMajorTechie · 74k words  ·  314  15 · 5.9k views

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Sep
30th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #2: [Of all things...]! · 7:05am Sep 30th, 2019

Another? Already? Guess so. I hope you've got your seatbelts on kids, 'cause we're in for a hecuva wild ride with this fic!

EOf all things...
Sammy accidentally pulls Twilight through to the Human World, and Twilight slowly (but painfully) turns human.
TheMajorTechie · 5.2k words  ·  7  5 · 386 views

I like how I decided to just tack on [and painfully] at the end there in the short description. Really helps with the screeches of "LOOK I'M A COOL DUDE WITH DARK THEMES IN HIS STORIES RIGHT???" in these early stories.

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Oct
8th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #9: [A FILLY Big Problem]! · 7:20am Oct 8th, 2019

O hecc. I wrote an age-regression comedy?

EA FILLY Big Problem
After yet another catastrophic failure on Twilight's behalf, Celestia wakes up to find herself in... a filly's body?
TheMajorTechie · 4.7k words  ·  13  3 · 737 views

Geez, I wasn't good at self-editing at all back then. Seems like I was also the type of author who made up excuses for why they didn't fix the problems or improve all that much, either.

"YOU!" she yelled, "TWILIGHT, YOU... YOU MISTAKE...ER, LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID TO MY SISTER!"

*snerk*

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Oct
3rd
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #5: [Remnants of Glory] · 4:34am Oct 3rd, 2019

I should start tagging the stories in question here. Why wasn't I doing that before?

Anyway, here's today's story:

ERemnants of Glory
After the departing of the Equestrian Pride, and Sombra along with it, the Crystal Empire has been laid ruin, and it's up to it's citizens to pick up where Equestria left off, and start anew. (A sidestory to Spacebound Equestria)
TheMajorTechie · 8.7k words · 445 views

Yup. Fifth story in and we're already on a sidestory. Though, that isn't bad, per say. Just an observation.

Anyway, without further ado, let's jump right into tearing this thing apart! (Or maybe you do want more ado?)

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Nov
2nd
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #28: [The Incredibly Stupidly Weird Story About 15 Random OCs]! · 4:58am Nov 2nd, 2019

75-follower special time!

This is pretty much the kind of story that What If morphs into every so often.

EThe Incredibly Stupidly Weird Story About 15 Random OCs
Exactly what the title states. Thanks for the 75 followers!
TheMajorTechie · 3k words  ·  29  2 · 654 views

A trio of fillies watched overhead from atop a cliff. Said cliff would eventually become the base of operations for a top secret facility known as "B.U.T.T.S.", or "Bureau of Unbelievably Tame Time Steppers".

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Jul
28th
2019

Story: Several Silly Short Stories for Sunday · 4:49am Jul 28th, 2019

More random horse facts than you can shake a stick at!


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And if that wasn’t enough, I never sent it to my pre-readers, who might have questioned my sanity, or if you can follow an en dash with an em dash.

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Oct
24th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #21: [From One End to Another]! · 4:20am Oct 24th, 2019

*throws up*

It's that time again, ain't it? Equestria Forever sidestory and tombstone of I Think I Summoned a Ponk, here we come!

EFrom One End to Another
I don't remember much about what just happened, but I DO know one thing: reality is broken.
TheMajorTechie · 2.4k words  ·  10  3 · 588 views

First of all, I'd like to say a little something about that cover art I drew for it: Stop it, get some help.

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Nov
16th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #40: [Holy Crap it's a Lawnmower in Equestria!]! · 4:44am Nov 16th, 2019

Yup. It's a Displaced story... technically(?)

EHoly Crap it's a Lawnmower in Equestria!
Why do I do this to myself?
TheMajorTechie · 1k words  ·  14  18 · 653 views

No dillydallying or explanation this time 'round, let's get right into it. :twilightsmile:

Badly written on purpose because honestly, I feel like kludging my way through this anyways.

Just like 90% of your other stories?

It's not like I lost a bit of my soul or anything. Right?

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Jun
1st
2016

Chapter 9 of Dazzling Sunset will be late · 3:57am Jun 1st, 2016

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