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Four years ago today, Peter Parker reels from the events of Avengers: Endgame when he gets recruited by Nick Fury and SHIELD to help them deal with a new enemy… all on his European school vacation. But are things what they seem?

TMemories Returned

• MLP: FiM
• Drama
• Sad

Not everypony has the luxury of Flying East

• Death
• Apple Bloom
• Spike
• Big Mac

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Been a rough year, boys and girls. I need your beautiful horse snuggle-words, and so it's time to officially announce my 2021 CUDDLEFIC CONTEST. If you aren't yet a member of the contest group, please join it at this link!

First, second, and third place prizes are first, second, and third pick of the following:
$50 USD (wow, glimmer!)
A short story based on your premise from moi

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I seriously can’t get over how cute Sunny is in this picture. There is no doubt that this guy has an insane amount of talent.

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SPIDERS.

The best possible way to try and describe Denis Villeneuve's psychological thriller Enemy is as some strange, aberrant, yet utterly absorbing blend of David Lynch Lost Highway, Stanley Kubrick's Eyes Wide Shut and Ingmar Bergman's Persona. Except with duplicate Jake Gyllenhaals, and gigantic spiders.

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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I am really pleased and impressed by the paperback release of Jake and the Dynamo. As you can see here, Lee Madison’s cover art transferred beautifully.

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Set to premiere on May 20, 2021 on HBO Max, Together Again is the upcoming 3rd 40-minute special of Adventure Time: Distant Lands and it will primarily focus on Finn and Jake.

I'm assuming this is going to be their final adventure and sadly, we're going to witness the death of Jake, which would explain why he didn't appear at the end of Obsidian (only as a tattoo on Finn's chest).

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 275th film analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Jurassic World".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Thirteen years ago today, the last blue macaws embark on a huge musical adventure in Rio de Janeiro where they find love!
...until three years later, when an important discovery was made within the Amazon rainforest...

Five years ago today, ordinary Miles Morales undergoes an incredibly extraordinary adventure when he gets bitten by a radioactive spider from another universe, along with meeting different Variants of Spider-Totems.

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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I’m not a huge fan of sweet or sappy stories.

Somehow, today, I stumbled into five of them.

I really need to watch my step, or else I’ll end up looking like the crusaders after one of their misadventures.

Still, even so, I found something to like.

Today’s stories:

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse".

Here's the rundown of this superhero adventure:

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