Oh man, what a hunk. No wonder Dana wouldn’t stop pestering him after he sat next to her in class.

He looks like he’s about to go on a crazy adventure after getting sucked into a Nintendo …

And I like the Velcro sneakers. Not only can Jake not graduate to high school like a normal kid, he can’t tie his own shoes. This works for me.

Hey guys.

So.... I'm an emotional wreck right now. One of my two dogs passed away today. I've had him since I was young. But now, he's gone. He went peacefully.

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I'm set to begin serializing JAKE AND THE DYNAMO possibly as early as next week. Right now, you can get a sneak peek over at my new blog, which will introduce you to one J&tD's many, many magical girls, Magical Girl Space Princess Pizza Margherita.

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Jake the Army Guy has put together a survey for a cultural anthropology course. He's specifically looking into why people may develop strong connections to fictional characters or stories. As with most projects, more data can only help. Go give it a look if and when you can.

I know this isn't pony-related, but I gotta show off this guy's art. Unfortunately, I can't tell you who he is right now or tell you to go look at/buy his stuff, but I WILL as soon as I'm able. Does that pique your curiosity? Good.

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The most powerful magical girl of all time!

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And after this, I'll stop co-opting this pony blog for my project. Come join me over here.

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Today, at 3:00 central, I'll be joining Ben Wheeler on his livestream to discuss Jake and the Dynamo.

Keep an eye on my blog, deus ex magical girl, and I'll post the link when I get it.

IT GO NAO
WE DRINK
WE HAVE GOOD TIMES
And we find out who won Jake's contest!

GO HERE: https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

-pencil

Remember when he went to Japan where he was being massively disresepectful, racist, and made the country a joke of a place? As well as the notorious video where he and his friends visited Aokigahara and filmed a person who hanged himself?

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Captain Unstoppable here again with another MacDash Writing Contest Update!

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Here's the embedded video:

And in case that doesn't work, here's the URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEuoMD_X4jw

Should be on at 4:00 eastern, 3:00 central, about 15 minutes after I've posted this!

TMemories Returned

• MLP: FiM
• Drama
• Sad

Not everypony has the luxury of Flying East

• Death
• Apple Bloom
• Spike
• Big Mac

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I made this song because I have no life. I will be making some music to along with it, similar to Wash Dat Bass. :')

P.S. If you are a Logan Paul or Jake Paul, don't read too much into this. I was high on orange soda again when I wrote it. <_<

Bon Voyage

By Emma Lee Downs (AKA Lyra Alluse)

Bon, bon voyage,
Jake and Logan it's time to go-oh,

Bon, bon voyage,

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As I've come to learn via my Discord server, something bizarre has happened. In fact, it is so bizarre that the only thing that could make it seem normal is if I remembered my other email password and actually bothered to check it, or browsed Equestria Daily, well, daily.

Because, my weird cult of followers, apparently, the revised (yes, it had a revision I forgot to blag about) of All That Lingers got its paranormal romance ass on Equestria Daily.

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Hi everybody! This is Pharaoh Hound, and I'm making this post to compliment people I like! This is all 100% fact! Read this as such!

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