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Aug
9th
2017

Original Song: Bon Voyage · 12:19am Aug 9th, 2017

I made this song because I have no life. I will be making some music to along with it, similar to Wash Dat Bass. :')

P.S. If you are a Logan Paul or Jake Paul, don't read too much into this. I was high on orange soda again when I wrote it. <_<


Bon Voyage

By Emma Lee Downs (AKA Lyra Alluse)

Bon, bon voyage,
Jake and Logan it's time to go-oh,

Bon, bon voyage,
Pack your bags and don't you look back,

Bon, bon voyage,
Happy trails, unless we meet again,

Bon, bon voyage,
Goodbye forevermore.

Dear Rest of the World,
We've got a major problem that makes us want to hurl,

Please take Logan Paul and his brother Jake,
We must deport them for our own sanity and for our own sake.

We are willing to pay you in weapons, junk food, and polar bears,
So please take these public nuisances away, show that you care,

This is an official S.O.S.
Please respond at your earliest convenience, we are quite distressed!

Sincerely,
Your friends who are in quite the mess,
Over here across the pond in the good old US

Bon, bon voyage,
Jake and Logan it's time to go-oh,

Bon, bon voyage,
Pack your bags and don't you look back,

Bon, bon voyage,
Happy trails, unless we meet again,

Bon, bon voyage,
Goodbye forevermore.

Ohhhh snap,

Got answer from the rest of the globe,
No country wants the Paul brothers to leave their home,

I guess we have no choice, so we'll find a way,
To send the Paul brothers to outer space,

We'll send them on their own to check out Mars,
We'll ship them with some supplies and hovering cars,

We'll check on them every year or so,
To make sure they aren't dancing to the Disney flow.

Bon, bon voyage,
Jake and Logan it's time to go-oh,

Bon, bon voyage,
Pack your bags and don't you look back,

Bon, bon voyage,
Happy trails unless we meet again,

Bon, bon voyage,
Goodbye forevermore.

Bon, bon voyage,
Jake and Logan it's time to go-oh,

Bon, bon voyage,
Pack your bags and don't you look back,

Bon, bon voyage,
Happy trails unless we meet again,

Bon, bon voyage,
Goodbye forevermore.

Comments ( 10 )

Huh... no idea if you're trying to reference a movie, real life or some fiction character:applejackconfused:

Though that might be because i'm tired... no brain, can't power...

4628263 The Paul brothers are some rather infamous YouTubers who have been causing a lot of trouble as of late. So I wrote this song as a response. ;)

4628271
Who now?

I don't think i know about who you mean.... though that might be brain being borked and not remembering...

I know this is an original, but... I've been on a bit of a One Piece kick lately, so this is what popped into my head immediately after I read your blog's title:

:derpytongue2:

4628283 This video does a great job of explaining why Jake Paul (and his brother) are both public nuisances. Mostly Jake Paul though. :')

4628284 OMG you are right. I didn't even think of that until you brought that up. lol

4628293
Ah.... now i know who you mean...

4628556 Yup. That dude. :/

but is England your city? :rainbowhuh:

4628586 Arizona is my city. ;)

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