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For all your unicorn needs

This is a weird question but...what would sound offensive to an earth pony other than "Mud Pony"? ....something sensible will come from this, I swear

Holy fuck hahahahaha basically a new rewrite every day for five days

Chapter fourteen of H A Z E is out!

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Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.

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WOOP! I'm starting a hunger games story but MLP edition. The characters? Take a guess! :3 It will be coming real soon, Chapter one, as school gets in the way and homework. Have a great day! :D

Yes, mayor maare is Effie. :)

Just found out that Tumblr has banned all things NSFW.

My sympathies and condolences to the Bronies and Pegasisters who used Tumblr for their SFM works and animations. At least this explains why at one point I was viewing a link to an NSFW work from Derpibooru and I got a message saying that linked site doesn't exist.

Tumblr, you have gone from awesome to STUPID. I bid you forever farewell.

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I never thought I would write something like this but...

Hey, guys, long time no see.

It’s been a long time since I’ve done anything for Fimfic, and I am so sorry it’s been so long. It sucks that you guys haven’t been able to read anything thanks to me, and it sucks that I’ve been so busy that it’s been impossible for me to write anything and put it up. There’s just a lot of stuff going on and, well...

And it’ll be another few years before I can do anything else more.

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I almost cried. I think I finally have my old spark back.

All the better, since I plan on finishing my novel this October. And this just gave me the confidence I needed.

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As most of you know, I try to always thank the people who favorite my work. And with my recent fic, "Can Ya Fix Her?" doing extraordinarily well, there have been a lot of thank-yous to give that I haven't had time for. So, here's a list of those of you I didn't get to:

Ice Star
solarisequestria
Moon loving Changeling
LovelyScars5264
keronwolf
Trenton
The Red Hawk
BurningBright
Sarachi
The-Sonic-X

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Said an account that requires my personal information had it’s password changed. Kicker? I don’t have one of them! Now, I’ve reported their arse!

This is officially the last time I’ll be online till Friday or Saturday so if I don’t respond or seem active It’s only for a few days.

And I have not gone inactive in fact to prove that I’m planning on dropping the next It’s not easy chapter close to when I return.

Y'all get no eye reveal.

Big Mac comes into Rarity's shop, looking peculiar. All he needs is a tiny repair job, and at first, it seems like no big deal.

But Rarity soon realizes that Mac has other things on his mind , and that a big strong stallion coming to have a little girl's toy fixed is a far bigger deal than Rarity realized.

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Y'all know the deal.

Blah, blah, blah, school's kicking my ass...Blah, blah, blah....FAFSA....Blah! Same old, same old, nothing's really changed, but life moves on.

Tide Over:

They’d moved from the field to the back of the Golden Oaks Library. The event going on between three of them, getting the others roped up into watching in curiosity.

“Come on Rainbow, you can do better than that!”

“Ah reckon she could, but Ah don’t think she’s going to beat us anytime.”

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Hoo boy, this is me casting the holy mother of wide nets, but fuck it. I remember a guy from here named Malumpere, at least that's the name I remember. I did a fucking huge amount of roleplays with him involving My Life As A Teenage Robot, and while I was certainly a much poorer writer back then, it's still something I remember fondly because we just had so much FUN. A really genuine, peaceful period that went on for a few years. It was a blast.

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Well, sorta.
I downloaded it, but I'm waiting for some one to play it before I do. Safety precautions, ya know?

BUT OH MEH GERD HE RELEEZED IT!!!!

I hez releezded eht! -lolz_hax

apparently he's either pretending to be hacked like the third game, or this is some funny flank who wanted to get a kick out of the fandom.
DOWNLOAD FANF WELRD- as written by 'Scoot Cewthan'.

Either way, he succeeded. I am intrigued

No, there is not a new update yet, but I have a little twist I want to add. Apologies to those awaiting the Celestia chapter, it will be later. First, I want to see if you guys dig the idea, so without further ado, I bring you an unedited, unpolished, spoiler for the next chapter.
Spoilers!

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This recent upheaval of drama within fimfiction has caused everyone's tempers to flare and put politics and beliefs front and centre over horse words. I've already lost contact with three acquaintances who I was on cordial terms with before, and I'm just seeing so much hatred everywhere I look. I'm gonna take a break from the site. I will be writing in the meantime but I do not intend to log on again in the meantime. I just need a breather. My favourite website has gotten embroiled in politics

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