I NEED JESUS · 4:08pm Nov 2nd, 2016
THERE'S A COWBOY HAT SNAPCHAT FILTER AND I CAN'T STOP QUOTING BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN. MY FRIENDS AND I STARTED TALKING ABOUT IT AND HOW IT HAS AN ARTICLE ON CONSERVAPEDIA. I LOOKED THE MOVIE UP SINCE IT'S BEEN SEVERAL YEARS SINCE I'VE SEEN IT, AND I LEARNED THAT THERE'S A FUCKING OPERA! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I NEED TO SEE THIS. I'M GONNA CRY. I JUST KNOW IT. THE MOVIE WAS SO DEPRESSING. JUST IMAGINE A DEPRESSING OPERA ABOUT GAY COWBOYS. DOESN'T THAT SOUND FUCKING AWESOME?
*opera voice* YOU KNOW I AINT QUEEEEEEER!!!