Happy Thanksgiving, Americunts.
Happy Independence Day, Mongolia.
Happy Constitution Day, India.
Happy Water Festival Ceremony, Cambodia.
Happy International Cake Day, World.
And,
Sorry there's no hockey going on, Canada. You can blame us for this one.

-Pencil

P.S. New story soon. Or stories. Going to take someone's recommendation that I put my Twilight oneshit stories into a collection.

Ponyponipon3 pointed out a continuity error in a chapter of The Empath and the Sociopath, so I cleaned it up a bit… and by that I mean I added about a whole page of dialogue. Enjoy in the link above or below.

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Hello everybody. So if you're looking back at my story today, you may have noticed a change in the overall word count for the story.

Before
Chapter 1: 4,645 words
Chapter 2: 5,990 words
Chapter 3: 8221 words
Chapter 4: 10,934 words
Chapter 5: 8,022 words
Chapter 6: 10,918 words
Chapter 7: 12, 235 words
Overall: 60,965 words

After
Chapter 1: 4,337 words
Chapter 2: 5,990 words
Chapter 3: 7,441 words
Chapter 4: 9,931 words
Chapter 5: 7,610 words

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After learning of the great support some of my readers gave this story, I felt obligated to improve the story a bit.

I fixed some errors, rearranged some sentences, and changed the ending a bit.

If you have some time and would like to have a quick laugh at this new development, feel free to read the story again, the changes though aren't that huge, just minor details.

For every new reader, enjoy the story with some humor.

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So I just discovered that the site updates some months back broke the color text formatting in parts of Five Star Service, causing the opening editor notes text colors to spill over into the main chapter sections. I've fixed what I can from work, but a careful check will have to wait until I'm home. For those who have encountered that issue already, apologies.

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So, I want to take a moment to talk about the delay on Chapter 7, section 3.

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imma writ dat knky ass fetish fuel

imma do it fagets

swer on meh mum

Apparently Warner Bros is ashamed of Gremlins 2 1990 now

As Rarity would say, GAH! I posted the contents of chapter 49 instead of 47 at about 7:51 PM PDT. A big sorry! I discovered and posted the correct chapter 47 around 9:25 PM PDT. Do return and read the corrected chapter. If you were so unfortunate that, in your excitement to finally see a belated update (sorry about that, too), and found you had no context for what

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I spent several hours today rewriting small areas of Broken Symmetry to fix minor inconsistencies and errors. Those sorts of things can accumulate when you spend months writing a story.

Broken Fixed

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This video proves that the Star Wars burnout is already here and I have been predicting this for a while.

So, there happened a little derp in my list with my upcoming stories.

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"I feel like Henry knows about the fails and different outcomes because with each time he used the teleporter he becomes more and more hesitant to use it until he finally breaks it from doubt." - from Superbird // UltimateKnight

It's been a while since I did my last part in the series. But recently, I saw something that encouraged this installment. A tweet pointing out what someone said 10 months prior. On November 25th 2022, Fluttercheer made a blog post on this site about Save MLP and sent a message about how supporters of that group don't deserve to read his fanfics. On September 24th 2023, the leader of the Save MLP group

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I can imagine the outrage on the Internet if Jeff Bennett providing the voice of Raj in Camp Lazlo exists in today's time.

People would call him a racist for using an Indian accent for the character yet he's not of Indian descent.

Mobile versions of sites, and mobile apps to replace sites (facebook, reddit) piss me off.

For starters, 99% of mobile sites/apps solve the problem of "How do we adjust our site designed for 1920x1080 down to fit a tiny phone screen?" by just cutting out over half the useful features. Don't have room for a search bar? Delete it. Don't have room for formatting options? Delete them. Don't have a keyboard for useful shortcuts? Delete all the shortcuts.

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I've chosen to begin a new blog series where I look at the claims of trolls, haters, and ignorant people and pick apart their claims. I can't promise how regular or frequent this series will be. But I wanted to make a proper series with a straight-to-the-point name. In this series, I will also avoid actually posting any links or saying names. I don't want to give the people or groups any credibility, nor do I want my followers to mob anyone. If you know who I'm talking about and where to look,

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Centralia’s a good place to bathe, get some food, and then head west. The Pacific’s not that far anymore; it’s even within a few day’s flying distance if Sweetsong can’t find a train.

Source

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