Cloudpuff, WHY?! · 4:54am Jun 30th, 2022
Story Hour with ClownFluff
*Deep Manly Voice*
Cloudpuff: Yes, I believe I was scheduled to read some stories today.
~Outside~
Posey: Looks like it's another call to the Proud Stallions... sigh...
Story Hour with ClownFluff
*Deep Manly Voice*
Cloudpuff: Yes, I believe I was scheduled to read some stories today.
~Outside~
Posey: Looks like it's another call to the Proud Stallions... sigh...
While seeing "people" on Twitter whine about first world problems is amusing to some, it is still a concern.
"It was just a joke."
Racist Jokes - First, according to Twitter users, EVERYTHING is racism, so that there already invalidates their opinion on humor.
Offensive - According to Twitter and most young people who suffer from oversensitivity, literally EVERYTHING is offensive. Once again those "people" are invalidated.
You know that feeling of excitement you get when you unlock a new character's side story in a game? Maybe it's just me, but I enjoy that feeling. Anyway, Bambi's is coming your way in an hour or so, and Act III will be my chance to edit the way she gets glossed over in Act I and actually provide some proper characterization for her. The part after that will be Cameo/Coco/Babs bonding time that happens while Bambi is away at the Orange family meeting.
The past week has been different. On Monday when I left my house for work out of nowhere a giant black wasp flew overhead and stung me in the back of the neck. My initial reaction was to essentially say, "Son of a bitch. Really?" I got a welt for a couple hours that went away. No trip to the hospital or anything like that. Just another day of me finishing out a shift before calling it a day.
Psst! I just sent the next chapter of The Iron Horse to the editing team. Expect it Wednesday. I think it'll be worth the wait.
Oh, and, uh, sorry it got so delayed.
So the hot news in Hellville is that 50% of the beta draft went out to readers on Friday!
Also pictured: early Beta
On the “Well there’s your problem” podcast, they constantly promise that their next blog post will be about the Tacoma Narrows Bridge.
It never is.
Sorry for the late announcement, folks. I wanted to upload today but needed extra time. Our suggestion comes from Surfing Pikachu who suggests:
A few months after returning to Equestria, Luna discovers a murderer after going into a nightmare involving them getting caught.
Hope you all like it!
That sofa is funny. "No one believes you."
These guys are correct, but are mistaken at the same time. Whites aren't the only group who feel this way. Hispanics and Asians don't like this nonsense either. I, personally, don't care what blacks think, they're just another part of the problem.
Life Abortion Finds A Way.
Democrats Always Find A Way.
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Dave Chappelle Attacked By Transman?
From Clownfish TV
His words, not mine. But, yeah, some loser, probably at leftist freak, rush on stage and ended up with a broken arm. Then Dave Chappelle joked that it was probably a transman, because obviously, mentally unstable weirdo misbehaving in our society today, what else could it be, besides one of those wannabe communist losers?
I'll post a link of it soon. It was fun, though.~
... and I may have just talked not only myself but a collaborator into some impromptu livewriting performance art.
Black lives matter. - But mine matters more.
All lives will not matter until black lives matter. - I never said ALL lives mattered, so... uh, I don't care, I suppose.
I oppose racism. - Depends on whose being racist towards whom. If you insult my kind that's obviously bad, but if we insult you, then I don't have a problem with that.
I oppose sexism. - Yeah, men and women are equal, as long as they're real men and women.
So, guess what show I'm totally infatuated with, now?
Star vs the Forces of Evil!
I've seen clips and such for a while, but it wasn't until the EQG-fied clip of the booty shaking dance in PONIES the Anthology V that finally got me to check it out.
1 - I went fishing with my good shoes. I caught myself a barra-boot-a
2 - I bought a universal remote yesterday. Now I am a Master of the Universe.
3 - I kicked a tree today. It barked at me. And then it bit me. The BARK was worse than the bite. Is this one funny? I dunno...
4 - I wished upon a star tonight for somebody to make me a plushie toy of my avatar as my ultimate Christmas gift this year. It didn't come true.
You may recall how about a month ago, I reported on being laid off from my job. Well, I am now happy to report that I've found another teaching job right here in my beloved Houston! Now, before I get too caught up in that, I want to just say something: thank you. To you specifically.