A Parody Of The "Needs To Be Said" Postings · 3:08am Dec 28th, 2021
Black lives matter. - But mine matters more.
All lives will not matter until black lives matter. - I never said ALL lives mattered, so... uh, I don't care, I suppose.
I oppose racism. - Depends on whose being racist towards whom. If you insult my kind that's obviously bad, but if we insult you, then I don't have a problem with that.
I oppose sexism. - Yeah, men and women are equal, as long as they're real men and women.
I oppose homophobia. - I'm no homo, so I don't care about this phobia.
I oppose transphobia. - I'm no transsexual, so I don't care about this on either.
I oppose TERFs. - Are these normal women or are they lesbians?
I oppose classism. - I'm a bit of an elitist, but I'd prefer a caste system over a class system. It's kinda in my blood to conquer and enslave the lesser peoples, literally anyone and everyone, most of you, readers, I'd wager.
I oppose ableism. - So, people are ill, sick and disabled, that's not diversity, that's an unfortunate fact of life. More funds for medical research is what we need, not some feel good and inclusive messages.
And I oppose fascism. - Not even sure what that is and I'm sure you don't either. That said, probably not opposed to fascism, if it will benefit me personally, but if not then I oppose it.
Self-Righteous Posturing.
Warning to not complain. Mandatory "People aren't political" statement.
Accusations of racism and bigotry made against those who would oppose my blog post. The issuing of threats of shaming and cancellations on Twitter or whatever.
But in all seriousness, I'm not sure what I am, according to your definitions. I'm probably right-wing with exclusionary world-views. I'm an isolationist, I want sealed borders and no foreigners allowed with our territories. The only reason for conquest is to gain access to resources, slave labor. I'm pro death penalty.
