Do you like pain?
Are you depressed?
Do you like the idea of being tested by god like Job was with no end in sight?

Then this story is for you. This story is for *redacted joke prolly breaks tos*.

Like the character is a slave who gets emotionally, psychologically, and physically abused and neglected.

Every chapter.

Like, if you are a depressed communist who *redacted* sure, this will appeal to you. You can relate it to the horrors of uh colonialism haha.

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Hey folks! I know it's been a while, but it's about time to start rolling out the stories based on your suggestions for Suggest A Story September. And the first is a story suggested by Sixtenfour about the Crystal Empire coming to terms with what's happened to their vassal states after a thousand years, much to Cadance and Shining Armor's chagrin, now added to

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For those who do not know, HaHcon is, in their words:

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A friend of mine invited me to a Disney costume theme party. I decided to go as Donald Duck. When I got to his house, he opened the door and took one look at me before shaking his head. "Sorry Unique. You can't come in my house dressed like that." I was puzzled. I didn't understand what was wrong. "What do you mean?" I asked, rightfully annoyed. "You said in the invitation to come dressed as a Disney character. I'm Donald Duck!"

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Please spread the new shipping around will you? There's a pie in it for you if you do. But I'll have to check that Piemations hasn't gangbanged it first...

Sooo... some more stuff came up
Non at all has come down
Sooo.... it seems like I have to leave fim for some time
N..not like for long!
Days/weeks, not years!

Though this time, I don't know if I will be comming online to check up on my messagebox. Maybe. But if I do-it will be less frequently. A lot less frequently... If I do it at all.

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The update has landed, folks! And it's not a fake chapter this time! It's a short one, but the good news is that you'll get another one in just a week!

It's time to tread into new territory for Turing Test as she attempts to decipher the oddest form of organic behavior: the language of love.

Enjoy the new chapter, ladies and gents. It's...

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The revised Episode 5 of Pony la Pony is up!

Much like the previous revisions, it doesn't change the story or events much at all. It's mostly the way things are written that's changed, more in my style and more... cohesive. In character. I would recommend reading this one again, if only because it was a good chapter to begin with and I managed to make it better.

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So guys, today I came home to find some no doubt dashing and handsome stranger had left me a package! But that's not all! This most probably charming and brilliant man left me a package sent to me from the Russian Federation!

Well. Only one way to solve this! Better open her up!

Hmm. Something down there. And it's purple! What could it be?

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Reminds me of that all the times, a guy had to crush up those morning-after pills to slip them into his younger sister's cereal, the next morning, like, before school, on the weekend or whatever.

BECAUSE SHE JUST REFUSED TO SAY WHETHER SHE'D TAKEN IT ALREADY OR NOT!!

It's not a game and it isn't funny.

It certainly won't be very funny when mom and dad find out about it!!

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I've never tried stand-up comedy.

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Disney-ite Kyle Ostrum has been an avid Disney VHS tape collector since 2002. He has seen what he feels is the company's latest animated triumph, Zootopia, which is about to come out on Blu-Ray, DVD and Digital HD. To herald its upcoming release on home video, he has designed art for the film's would be VHS videocassette release:

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Guys I'm here to discuss a very important issue that is plaguing our society today. An endangered animal is near extinction with only 2-3 of them left in the world. They are,

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So, I was going back through one of the previous chapters of "The Iron Horse" and came across the following:

Just then, Pinkie, still in her Fluttershy costume, suddenly bounced over, waving her hooves to get Twilight’s attention. “Twilight, omigosh, here come Lyra and Bon Bon!” Pinkie pointed and Twilight followed until she spotted the pair.

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Who would you recommend my stories to?

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I was running super behind on MLP, and I'm almost caught up (I still need to watch The Parent Map). However, I had a feeling this episode was going to be my favorite of the season, and so far, it definitely fits that role. It's basically a mixture of a lot of what I've wanted from MLP: or, to be more precise, basically just a fun Celestia episode and more stuff about Equestrian theatre. But more importantly, I knew there was a reason Celestia was my best princess.

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It's here! Do you enjoy sweet romance? Spy movies? Do you think holiday stories could use more demonic goat creatures? Well, then, submitted for your approval this Christmas/Hearth's Warming, it's...

Hi, it's been a while. I'm really sorry about that, I'll try and do a personal update soon. I've been busy and unwell lately, but I would at least like to give a delayed answer to the following: yes, I got my computer fixed a while ago, near the end of January. I also ended up with another laptop. However, I'd like to make a time-sensitive blog about something important.

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