Ur meh gud, UniqueSKD came up with another funny joke. · 10:51am Dec 15th, 2016
A friend of mine invited me to a Disney costume theme party. I decided to go as Donald Duck. When I got to his house, he opened the door and took one look at me before shaking his head. "Sorry Unique. You can't come in my house dressed like that." I was puzzled. I didn't understand what was wrong. "What do you mean?" I asked, rightfully annoyed. "You said in the invitation to come dressed as a Disney character. I'm Donald Duck!"
My friend replied, "Yes, I know who you've come as. But I can't let you in my house around any of my guests like that."
"Why not?" I asked.
"Because you're not wearing any pants, Unique!" my friend answered.
The joke is that Donald Duck doesn't wear any pants. It's a funny joke. Do I get subscribers for my high-larious comedy now, mother?
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You're not supposed to explain the joke...
Why do the other characters wear pant? What's the deal with that?! Do they have something against ducks or just Donald? We want answers, SKD!
4340632 i have to for British people, because you won't believe how many people I've told this joke to and they have no idea what the hell I'm talking about. I'm not joking when I say this; I actually told the joke to a woman WEARING A DONALD DUCK T-SHIRT and she still didn't get the joke.
So for anybody British, the explanation for the joke was necessary in my opinion.
4340666 I have an answer, of course!
You see, Disney fanatics are apparently QUACKERS for duck penis.
Are you high?
4340692 No. I'm 5 foot 9 inch.
4340712 please tell me you're kidding oh my god
4340820 Yes...I'm lying.
I'm actually 5 foot 8 inch
Pictures Unique in a sailor suit with no pants
Well I know what I'm masturbating to tonight
4340895 Don't forget the picture of me from the UniqueSKD's Weight Loss Program blog.
You know...for dessert, if you catch my not so subtle drift.
4340824 you're too small i'm not sure how i feel about this information
4340942 The way I read your comment, it sounded like you were disappointed in the size of my trouser snake. XD I mean, personally I thought 5 foot 8 inches was quite an achievement without Viagra. XD
Of course, my previous comment was referring to my height, not the size of my little chappie.
4340915 Oh that won't be necessary. Sailor Unique filled me right up, if you know what I mean. ;3
4341041 Oh sweet baby Lord Jesus of Nazareth! XD
Fighting clopfics by moonlight
Winning Dark Souls 2 by daylight
Never running from a real fight
He is the one named Sailor Unique
4341071 Pictures Unique in a Japanese sailor girl uniform
Well I'm horny again.
4341102 And you just crossed a line. XD
4341129 Sorry. Japanese schoolgirl uniforms really turn me on. :P
4341145 Then fantasize your boyfriend in one then!
4341157 He's not as into them as I am. :/
Sorry, I'll stop imagining Unique as a schoolgirl pony doing a sexy striptease for me.
4341173 And me. Stop undressing me with your mind!
Give me back my shirt, you psychic S.O.B! XD
4341187 Sorry
4341015 jesus christ if anything's that big you see the doctor. i'm like. 5'10 and not done growing like. pal pls. too short.
4341196 Hey dude, it's fine. Seriously, it's alright mate. :)
But keep certain things to yourself, that's all. I don't want people making assumptions, or calling you out for being inappropriate even if you're not.
4341223 Are...are you talking about your height, I hope?
Wow that was awkward to ask. i could use a distraction...so ladies and gentlemen, welcome Mr Conway Twitty I MEAN OhPonyBoy.
(UniqueSKD sneaks away while Bambi is distracted, bobbing his head to the beat as he makes good his escape)
4341225 Sorry, man. It's just that you and Unique are sex machines. There's just no denying that.
4341274 None of us have ever HAD sex. How would you even know we were sex machines? I mean, we've both accepted the fact we're gonna both die as virgins. Well, actually not Unique because I intend to give him a marefriend next year (Midna the bat pony) so at least one of us will live happily. So just me then. Yeah. And to be honest, I've not much to offer a woman anyway.
On the plus side though, that means I can at least save my money up without spending it on dinner dates and movie tickets. Then I can buy things to help me be a funnier person so I can make other people happy.
4341282 like a Unique fursuit?
4340712 pls no more puns
ur killing me here