Everything else is coming along nicely.
In the meantime, have a smol silly story.

TNightshift

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Slice of Life

An exhausted sleepwalking all-powerful Alicorn walks into a store...

• Profanity
• Alt. Universe
• Twilight

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(Courtesy of Kids Fun World TV) NOTE: These are NOT officially licensed games of the television series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

In these two separate cases, MLP princesses Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle are pregnant! Let's help them deliver and dress up their beautiful babies !

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Well. Safe to say, I'm almost done with 'Girly, Girly Rainbow Dash'
I have the Prologue, Epilogue, and Clop chapter completely finished. I just need to finish up on the Girlification chapter.
It should be out tomorrow, but might take 2 days.

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Afternoon my lovely readers and followers! The latest chapter of Batmare Begins, "The Courage To Dare," is now up, and with that the last of this five chapter update has been posted. I hope you've enjoyed this latest smorgasbord of Batmare, and don't you worry, things are only going to pick up and get more exciting from here! Have a nice day everypony, and thank you again one and all for your support!!!

Good afternoon everypony! Well, well, well, it has been awhile since I last updated, hasn't it? First of all, I want to thank all of my followers and longtime readers of Batmare Begins for being so patient with me in the interlude since my last update. That out of the way, I am happy to announce that this Sunday, Batmare Begins shall be updating yet again, and boy oh boy do I have a BIG update in store for all of you! In the next two weeks, for the next two Sundays, next two Mondays, and

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It's a pun.

And now for something completely different

Drawn by jirousan

I wonder what would happen if Princess Cadence's pregnancy turned out to just be a really bad case of gas after eating brussel sprouts. I mean think about it, it could happen. What would happen if Danny DeVito got in on this show? I mean he's done it before. He was the Grundle King years ago. I think Danny would bring a lot to Friendship is Magic, I mean he could literally sit there and talk about how horny he is and be a unicorn with an amazingly long horn. He could laugh in that laugh

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Okay, what could possible be worse than last time's scandalous image of Rarity kneeling before her King? Well, prepare yourselves for a shock, ponies, 'cause here it comes, like a bad tabloid with touched-upped photos, only they AREN'T touched up -

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Well, apparently Twilight Sparkle will be an aunt here fairly shortly. You know as one's extended family grows you kind of have to look back at your life and wonder about a few things. What sort of a relative will you be? Will the new niece or nephew have some of the interests that you had? While it's not as overt as those parental relations there are times when you can see traces of you in your extended family.

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT LAST WEEK WAS? DO ANY OF YOU REMEMBER WHAT LAST FRIDAY WAS? BECAUSE I JUST REMEMBERED RIGHT THIS SECOND AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT.

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So I have sat long and hard on my stories and came to a realization. I have two stories that have no end in sight. Miss Martini and Apple pet

Also I have found myself at a loss on how to wrap up the confusing life. This doesn't mean that I have given up on them. Im just at a weird point.

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"Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and [the door] shall be opened unto you..." -Matthew 7:7

This bible verse is about the power and efficacy of prayer and God's faithfulness in giving a response.

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I thought I had too many stories going at once. I was popping along doing seven stories. I'd hop between them making a little headway every day. Then I finally finished one. I came back to my story pit and found out that instead of six I now have eleven. How the heck did this happen? Are they breeding? Why are they doing this to me? Am I going to have to neuter them or something?

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Honestly, this was the first ep that actually sent a shiver down my spine.

Why, you might ask?

Take a look at the top left of this pic.

Starlight. Is. Alive.

And she's stalking Twilight Sparkle.

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IN WHICH MY OLD WORK GETS KILLED BY CANON
This blogpost is the second in a six-part series. Here's Part 1, wherein you may find links to all other parts. The second half of this post is here.

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Equestrian Bloodlines Collection: Absolution is now full and complete! Check it out down below to receive the entire story!

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/333494/equestrian-bloodlines-collection-absolution

My Dearest Applejack's two new chapters are written and, as of now, are being edited. They are expected to arrive either tomorrow, or next week. Which ever comes first.

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Yesterday I saw someone get plowed into by a semi-truck. Now in this case I mean it was only a partial truck I'm not quite sure what the rest of it was. I'm going to say a vw bug. Anyway I think the guy's soul entered my body and I think he had jock itch and a penchant for curry.

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Well I'm back as I said, feeling quite buzzed as the credits to the MLP movie are about done rolling. I'll try to make my thoughts on the whole thing coherent, but before I ramble on I will say this upfront: I was not all that offended by this film. In fact, it was okay. (Most of) The new characters introduced, the new locations, some of the songs I quite liked. That may be the alcohol talking and I may have different thoughts when I sobered up, but I'll give this movie a 7.5/10. Not that great

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Ever see a story with like 1k likes and 90 dislikes, notice it says incomplete or hiatus at the bottom, and then read it and its quite enjoyable, just for it to end too soon?

Well I'm gonna share a few fics similar enough to that.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/2323/backwards-through-the-mirror

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