The only good "woke" is that time you woke up with a beautiful girl at your side. The fact that your parents were on a vacation, meaning you didn't have to get up a like six in the morning before the rest of the family and quickly sneak back to your own bed without being seen, is a definite relief to be sure.

So, basically, that time you woke up, looked at the clock, kissed the sleeping beauty at your side and fell back to sleep for about three more hours.

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The next MLP episodes are currently rumored to be seeing Starlight Glimmer making a return to exact revenge on Twilight Sparkle, and then we MIGHT be seeing - and here's fuel for you shippers out there - Fluttershy's supposed brother.

Yeah. I guess she has one now.

Also, all my heart to my followers.

Goodnight, everybody.

(falls to the floor, face first)

BOINK!

FINALS.

ESSAYS.

HOMEWORK.

THESE ARE ALL FRIGHTENING THINGS! BUT WE CAN OVERCOME THEM! BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!

HAVE YOU BEEN PROCRASTINATING FOR A LONG TIME BUT REALLY REALLY NEED TO STOP!? I HAVE FOUND A SOLUTION!

FIRST!

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Things have been getting a bit stressful lately... Ugh, so stressful.

I think we could all use a splash of Pinkie's outgoing attitude on this Friday evening.

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That image does not even begin to describe my mental state right now.

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So. New year. Can't resume random thoughts and dreams of late, but those guys on the floor above my ceiling keep me awake. Eh.

No apocalypse yet, survived again. Not that I believe in one. Still too cynical for that:

The day the pony comes to say: the apocalypse is neigh, the cynical will laugh,
for he has no time to waste on such nonsense.
And on the day the apocalypse comes, the cynical will laugh: for he was right.

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Heeeeeeeey readers!

Do you LIKE clowns or Love them?!

Don't answer! Your answer doesn't change what's going to happen so just sit back and let it happen!

Anyhow, our first clown based art comes from none other than thegreatcat14! And I barely had to convince her to draw against her will at all!

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so writing down all my random thoughts seems to be helping me focus, so im going to keep doing it despite knowing that maybe 10 people are going to see them. For those that do, i hope i gave you an idea, or that you just enjoy my ramblings. either way it helps my anxiety and my grades so why not i guess.

Hey
In case you haven't seen it yet
...somehow
I posted an anthology fic last month:: Barley's Bar Hop
It already has porn-shorts of a wide variety of different kinks that I've been steadily expanding on
Just to name a few of them:: #Futa #Lesbian #Exhibitionism #Cum Dump #Sleep #Urine #Bukkake #Public #Cum Sharking #Beastiality #Post-Orgasm Torture #Incest #Rape
And many many more.

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Prereads are in, and they’re favorable, with the chapter currently weighing in at 14.8k words. So I’ll be launching the chapter tonight after one more editing pass. And looking ahead, the next C&C chapter is at 7100 words and growing. It’ll probably be double that when all is said and done, at least for the M-rated version. Just as before, the T-rated version will be considerably less, but still have substantial content that shows the (figurative) climax of the Gilda vs Cipio battle, and set

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The next chapter is ready, and waiting for my prereaders to go over it with a fine-toothed comb!

There is a reason this one took me so long, though.

It is babies. Babies babies babies.

Anyway, if you want to take a look at it, you can find it here.

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This was originally destined to be Read It Now Reviews #93, and was mostly written all the way back in September.

Then I kept on putting off finishing reading A Confederacy of Dunce Caps for no good reason.

Today, I found the time to finally finish it off… but by this point, now is really later.

Still, that’s no excuse not to post reviews!

Today’s stories:

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I woke up at ass o'clock, but I was still only half awake. I heard something beeping and someone stood at the end of my room, shining a light in my face. I couldn't move a muscle, and it was pretty fucking terrifying. I tried to scream his name so he can wake me up, but it didn't work. You know how you try to scream in a dream and it's just soft noises that aren't even at a normal speaking volume? It was that. Oh and that little stinker kept on shining the damn light in my face!

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There's no fucking way to preface this in a dignified way, so screw it. I'm being upfront.

I lost a fight against a streetlight last week.

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The end of the line . . . there’s not much further west Sweetsong can go before she runs out of tracks.

Fortunately, that’s the goal.

Source

Special thanks to AlwaysDressesInStyle, penguincascadia, and TomRedlion for pre-reading and providing facts!

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Featured Song: Till Our Planet Dies
by Triple-Q

Seriously US America's birthday was past three days ago, Washington. I'm surprised people in my state still have some leftover, particularly in my area. So this about this particular blog post, it might be a thing. Life Updates: where I just tell you guys what's going on with my life. Kinda simple enough.

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Honestly I just feel like giving a list of updates and the title of this blog doesn't reflect that but I gave up on it so have a happy.

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