I'd like to be honest with you guys. This is likely not the prettiest way to be making my 67th film review, but hey...as they say, not everything is all sunshine and rainbows.

This movie that I'm giving you all an analysis on today...IS OF THE VERY WORST ADAPTION OF A BIBLICAL STORY I'VE EVER SEEN:

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-GM, master of Content.

MASSIVE SPOILERS AHEAD FOR "GRIEF IS THE PRICE WE PAY!"

DO NOT KEEP READING IF YOU HAVE NOT READ THIS FIC TO COMPLETION FIRST!

IF YOU STOP HERE AND GO READ "GRIEF" NOW, THAT...WILL BE THE END OF IT.

BUT IF YOU DON'T, I WILL LOOK FOR YOU.

I WILL FIND YOU.

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But seriously, Hasbro, more filly brushables, please. I'd love a Babs and a Diamond Tiara. And for the love of Celestia, make a show-accurate Rara with black hair. That, and I swore there was supposed to be a Cameo blindbag coming up, but I can't seem to find where I saw that news.

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The Worst Animated Movie Ever Made: Where The Dead Go To Die

There are certainly a lot of bad animated films out there. Foodfight, Norm of the North, the Animated Titanic films from Italy, and The Emoji Movie are just a few of many titles that may come to mind when you think of truly horrible animated features.

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...and I don't know why. But the one last night was the strangest. Perhaps it's the stress (things have been very uncertain as of late, which is why I haven't been writing as much as I would like). Perhaps it's what I've been eating. Could exercise cause weird dreams?

Well, I just had the weirdest dream ever last night, and it didn't involve Goro from Mortal Kombat eating my pet hamster.

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What are your thoughts on this, folks?

On Thursday night, at about 6pm, my internet died. Around 10pm, it came back to life.

Fortunately, I downloaded a number of pony stories from FIMFiction, so not all was lost. Still, being without the Internet is a terrible fate, and leaves me feeling diminished, as if I have been cut off from a part of myself.

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So, this is probably gonna be one of those posts where I talk a lot about like, psychology, but also do so largely from the perspective of my own experiences, so I'm gonna start off by posting a picture of the OC that I have that I actually kinda relate to the most, despite how cute the smol green pega is.
_{omg she is so smol and darling and bat}

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I forgot to post this yesterday, but here it is – another set of recent stories I reviewed on Thursday.

Today’s stories:

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Sunset and I and a bunch of others, ( There was a Ninja, some woman with green hair named Gertrude, probably my sister Vengeance, and Lord Skywalker. You know. The one that likes to snorkle.) colabed on a story!

If you like magic, myth, and also our poetry, please give it a read!

The Powers That Be Zer0: The Nameless Bride of Adam, Legend of the Willow

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Today is my seven year anniversary of joining this site. While I haven't posted on here in a while and am conspicuously not looking at any specific story I keep telling myself I'll get back to one day, I have still been somewhat active in reading on this site. The more time that's gone on, though, the stranger it is to look at the stories I have here, and not just because one of those stories is incredibly close to 1k likes, what the fuck.

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ALL OF THIS. IS JUST. ME TALKING ABOUT. THE NOT-MAGIC SYSTEM. IN FRACTURES.

(don't worry about my friend we mutually do this over our and each others' fics. names are redacted from the mega-screenie)

https://www.equestriadaily.com/2023/03/fanfiction-octavias-last-night.html

Not usually much for posts like this, but Octavia's Last Night is now completed and was featured on EQD. Nice little feather in the cap, especially since it's been a month of Sundays since I saw myself under the ol' blue header.

TOctavia's Last Night

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Drama
• Sad

With Discord by her side, Octavia Melody must confront her past to save her soul.

• Death
• Alt. Universe
• DJ P0N-3
• Octavia
• Discord
• Tirek

Rune Soldier Dan · 24k words  ·  62  4 · 715 views

God, what a hilariously horrendous movie.

It was so bad, the guy in the back row must have drifted off and had a nightmare cuz his head was titled back and he was moaning. His girlfriend also must have been bored because she pulled out his headphones from his pocket (that must have had a really short cord) and head banged to some fast paced music.

Oh, and then he took off his pants and they fucked on the sticky theater floor.

True story, bro.

I don't usually do blog posts, aside from the occasional announcement or random thing, but this has been on my mind for a while.

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Comedy is subjective.

—Someone with no taste.

If you folks know anything about me – and you do, as I have no idea what concepts like “privacy” or “shame” are – you know I like comedy. I keep writing comedy, I keep writing about comedy, and I’ve gone out of my way to make my life a total joke just to be thematically consistent.

With this in mind, and seeing how this website could always do with more good comedies, I’m happy to introduce—

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