...and I don't know why. But the one last night was the strangest. Perhaps it's the stress (things have been very uncertain as of late, which is why I haven't been writing as much as I would like). Perhaps it's what I've been eating. Could exercise cause weird dreams?

Well, I just had the weirdest dream ever last night, and it didn't involve Goro from Mortal Kombat eating my pet hamster.

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Chapter XIV is still undergoing a bit of tweaking, but chapter XV should be out very shortly afterwards!

Chapter XV marks the end of the second act of the story and will reveal the biggest secret of the Court of the Mouse King!

You best beware! These new discoveries will blow your mind. (May I suggest a helmet so your brain doesn't stain the wall behind you?)

I've been trying to find advice on Hypnosis to help me become 'hypnotizable' for the obvious benefits of either helping with personality flaws (shyness) or for erotic use. There's just a few problems...

1. Hypnosis has as much scientific basis and proof as Scientology or Astrology, or the belief that "I believe in God so he'll cure my AIDS." (looking at you Jehovah's Witness')

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This week they had some weird stories, with the last couple just being, DEAR SWEET EVIL JESUS!

Lessons we learned this week:

-Trucks do not indeed surf. However his mugshot is just...chef's kiss.

-I do not know what he was doing with all of that butter, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't anything good. Also, his mugshot is scary.

-When driving down the road, surrounded by illegal substances, maybe maintain a low profile.

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