I, Posh, have been inactive of late. Astonishingly inactive. The speed at which my fingers, so nimble and dexterous they, have flown across my board of letters has diminished significantly in recent days. Am I to blame the stars for my declining output? Arthritis? The vile social justice warriors injecting their odious “””politicseses”””””””””” into the media I consume?
The answer... is yes.
To all of them.
So i realize that my next blog post was supposed to be about wednesday and my hilarious bronycon hijinx. You'll probably still be getting those, don't worry - I have at least part of it typed out. But, since I'm in a rather emotional mood, I figured that I'd interject with something rather different first.
Note that "emotional" doesn't mean "bad emotional," because it isn't. Quite the contrary.
My previous two stories have bombed. They say the third time is the charm, so let’s try it one more time.
I’m trying to win a writing competition with this story:
Progress
Words - 11,488 + 1,800 / 50,000
Days - 12 / 30
Average - 1,107 words a day (+63) [Required average - 1,667]
Pages - 22 + 3
Chapters - 3
Total Progress - 26.58% (+3.60%)
Heads up everybody. Just letting you know. Will leave a message as to the delay in author notes then.
Wow, it's almost been a year since I joined FiM
Looking back when I first joined and actually had a reasonable amount of stories to read and how my tastes have changed is actually pretty awesome. Before I started this I wasn't making music, had a shitty ass computer, and barely was in contact with other bronies.
I'm surprised I recognized as many shows as I did.
And now for something completely different
I have ascended.
I have discovered the One True Song .
All music is but pale imitations of this platonic ideal of music. From this point on it will be Popcorn 24/7 forever more.
A very good friend of mine, Kestrel, asked me to preread one of his stories over the summer, and now it's finally out! It's called On Target and if you like deeper looks at small events in canon, feels, and parental bonding against all odds, this is the story for you!
I wrote a sequel to
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, since you all wanted one so much. I think it'll be good.
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Merry Christmas, y'all.
You all may have thought you were safe following someone who hadn’t produced any content of any sort for five years, but your dice have finally come up snake eyes. Here it is. Though you may need to join the group to read it. I didn’t entirely mean to volunteer to write a piece, but when the
I know you’re expecting this blog post to be some witty statement about a story I’m reading, or a cryptic reference to some unknown April Fools’ prank.
But that’s just it, I don’t have one.
Let me explain.
I had a 7-point April Fools’ setup for this Monday. I was so hyped up for it. I realized I had two emails, so I decided to create a troll account that seemed completely legit. It was called P1NKB0T.
Guess who never read the rules.
Also because bus companies suck in several different ways I'm trapped in Arizona until 2:00 p.m. tomorrow
Anyway Latrans is really cool
So, while my beautiful and amazing girlfriend and I have written a couple of silly collab stories together last year, for the past four months, we've been working on a much more serious project.