Well, I Done Bucked Up · 3:00am Mar 31st, 2019
I know you’re expecting this blog post to be some witty statement about a story I’m reading, or a cryptic reference to some unknown April Fools’ prank.
But that’s just it, I don’t have one.
Let me explain.
I had a 7-point April Fools’ setup for this Monday. I was so hyped up for it. I realized I had two emails, so I decided to create a troll account that seemed completely legit. It was called P1NKB0T.
Guess who never read the rules.
Clearly stated in the FiMFiction rules is that you shan’t create an account for anything but separation, and that you should treat both accounts as the same person.
Well, while most of the things stated on P1NKB0T’s account aren’t lies (I really am a big fan of Ready Player One and The Mortality Doctrine, as well as Imagine Dragons and The Living Tombstone) I’m not female, and I don’t like Dragonriders of Pern or Skrillex. Therefore, I broke the rules.
I was even reading a Sci-Fi story for ultimate legitimacy, I fixed that little problem though. While I’m still reading the story, I edited one comment to make the author know I was the same person.
As much as I’d love to just sweep this under the rug, as the mods never noticed it, I feel like dirt for breaking the rules so avidly. Also, ignorance of the law is not immunity, I am not immune.
Therefore, I had to state this to get the guilt off of my chest. If the mods notice this, I apologize wholeheartedly.
What a pleasure to be FiMFiction’s rulebreaker
-Dashite