Weird Websites I've Found While Browsing The Web
Here is a list of some really weird websites I found while browsing the web. They all exist...for some reason. I will leave it up to you to decide why. If I happened to miss any, feel free to lave them in the comment section below.
The Fame Game
Fame is a game,
And the famous aren't the players.
They are the pawns on the chessboard of grief.
Today the pawns are defending knights,
On a march to public identity.
They are the Mother Theresa of the news.
Tomorrow they are defeated by,
The king and queen of media.
They become the martyrs,
Burnt for their beliefs.
They get the Salem witch trial,
And are hung on social media.
But hey,
Who cares.
Lyra Explains: How Computers Were Made (Humor)
A well researched (lol cakes) history of computers by Lyra Alluse AKA Emma Lee Downs.
A long time ago in ancient Rome some ancient scientist type dudes were bored. So they put a bunch of wheels and cogs together into a box and did a voodoo dance.
The voodoo dance activated the cogs which turned and flipped numbers at the top of the box counting down dates. This was the world's first computer known as the Antikythera Mechanism.
English Is A Tough Language
English is kind of complicated. I often revert to speaking French, Korean, Chinese, or Japanese (or a combination of all of these at once) because they make more sense. :P
Reasons English is a weird language:
1. There are a bunch of variations of a word that are pronounced the same, but they are spelled different and mean different things.
Such as to, too, two. There, there, their. Where, wear. Tare, Tear. Bare, Bear. So on and so forth.
One of those desperate girls who want you to see them strip or something on webcam sent me a spam e-mail and was like, "Hey Baby. Want to bang? Here's the link to my private messenger if you want to hit me up."
And I so I did what every sensible person would do and clicked the link to the messenger.
When I was in the messenger thing I said, "Listen, Candy (that was her name). Banging hurts a lot. I just stubbed my toe last week. You can understand why I am not interested."
Fear not, the title's all I'll say about Endgame. It makes sense if you've seen it, and it's just a title otherwise. But the point is that I'm past due putting some fears aside and writing some stories I'd regret not writing:
Sequels.
Seems legit
Sites Where You Can Host Your Images
Imgur sucks, so here are some other places were you can host your images just to spite them.
1. ImgBB: This site allows you to upload and store as many pictures/ images as you like. You can register to keep track of your images but you can also upload images without making an account.
Picture credit goes to kitkatyj on Deviant Art. Check out the original picture here: http://kitkatyj.deviantart.com/art/Lego-Rainbow-Dash-Full-Body-325806051
Original Trollfic: Rainbew Darsh Becums A Leggo Brikk
A lot of awesome things are coming my way in terms of working with games, animation, getting more of my stuff published, as well as some more opportunities to get my art and my music out there.
What I Saw At The Store
A few months ago I saw a man in his mid forties pick his nose and wipe is boogers 'discreetly' on the dress of a middle-aged women in front of him.
The woman didn't notice at all. Which means that later she is going to find a very gooey surprise on her dress.
He must have had lots of practice. Which is disturbing to think about.
One of the twelve images featured in The Secret that hold information about the buried casques.
Armchair Treasure Hunt Book - The Secret:
I made this song because I have no life. I will be making some music to along with it, similar to Wash Dat Bass. :')
P.S. If you are a Logan Paul or Jake Paul, don't read too much into this. I was high on orange soda again when I wrote it. <_<
Bon Voyage
By Emma Lee Downs (AKA Lyra Alluse)
Bon, bon voyage,
Jake and Logan it's time to go-oh,
Bon, bon voyage,
I'm A Professional Dumpster Diver
Yep, you heard that right. I now dig in random dumpsters to earn a living. :')
Don't judge me. <_<
I've already found fishing poles, tons of antique furniture, aquariums, DVD players, Direct TV boxes, desktop computers, laptops, jewelry making kits, craft supplies. PlayStation consuls, MP3 players, craft scissors, jewelry, money, and more!
I estimate that I've found about $100.00 in cash/ change the last month I have been dumpster diving.
Mostly Darksiders (as the new game just came out, and I loved the first two), and some weird-ass fanfiction crossover ideas, including MLP fics, game fics, and others. Even contemplating on making a story-based drawblog. Problem is, I’m a lazy bastard...
Anyway, aside from that, I’m still working on a bunch of stories and chapters I do hope to get out before mid-December, so be on the look out for that.
What Is Your Celtic Astrology Sign?
I'm an Elder Tree, my rune symbol is ruis, my animal is a Raven, my stone is a jet, my ruling planet is Saturn, and the Celtic god who watches over me is Cailleach Beara. XD
Find out yours.
The Thirteen Signs
Hello again, sorry about the late blog post, but I can be lazy sometimes. Arc 1 of Crisis of Infinite Trixies is finished and published. It's been an idea that's been lurking around in my head since forever. The problem was finding which Trixies to add to the story. I think I've made a pretty nice balance. You might be wonder if Rangerverse Trixie will show up in the story. The answer is no. It's a little too self-indulgent for my tastes. Besides, she's a little too powerful and competent for
All Of The MLP Short Stories, Poems, and Song Lyrics I've Written So Far
Here is a list of stories, poetry, and song lyrics I have written to make people laugh/ smile. They are all relatively short/ one-shots. Nothing complicated. Just fun reading. I hope you will enjoy them. Feedback is always welcome and appreciated.
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