ONESHOT: There can be horrific events in our lives, some we will never forget. Today, Mr. and Mrs. Cake will have a moment like that, when they buy a Starbits coffee machine, and a certain hyper pink pony wants to try it out...

Elslowmo and Nasse-Seta get credit for the cover image, it just felt right for this story.

If you enjoyed this, check out the sequel Ponyville Discovers Coffee. Here's the link: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/39039/Ponyville-Discovers-Coffee

Ember expected to get a few admirers when she became the new dragonlord. Well, more than a few.

She didn't expect that a large number of them would be ponies that she had never even met.

And she really didn't expect them to write physically impossible stories about her and Spike.

She's got a lot of misconceptions to correct. More than she ever expected.

Celestia and Luna retell the story of Nightmare Moon to a class of foals. Things don't go well.

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This story is a sequel to Why Celestia is a Big Dum Dum

Time out again? What is it, Time to Pick on Twilight Day? Twilight needs to deal with this solution the best that she can. This letter will take her a long time to finish.

This story is a sequel to Tantabus, Mk. II

The new and improved Tantabus has behaved itself thus far, but Luna has delayed telling Celestia about it. Until one night when it jumps into Celestia's dreams to say hi and inadvertently reveals itself. Luna must now introduce Celestia to her little bundle of self-aware psychic dream energy sooner than she imagined.

One fateful morning, Princess Luna finds Celestia has turned into a megalomaniacal tyrant with one clear goal in mind: to be sent to the moon. She even has her bags packed and everything.

So what about this seems off?

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Maude Pie is a rock genius. Whether it be sedimentary, igneous, or rock and roll, she can identify any rock she sees. But one day she discovers a rock that isn’t any of those. Is it even really a rock? And so, the origin story of Boulder the Rock begins.

A short story.

Princess Celestia finds a photo album of her and Luna when they were just little fillies. When Luna joins the scene, they find a photo that reminds Luna of every thing she tried to do to reach her goal that day.

And that goal was to get a cookie.

Ever since Octavia first caught sight of Vinyl Scratch on the Canterlot streets, Octavia's been in love with her. The problem is that Vinyl barely knows Octavia exists.

But love will always find a way, and Octavia is determined to win Vinyl's heart. So she gives Vinyl a call. And sends her a text. And a letter. And waits for her outside of work. And follows her around town. And rents an apartment across the hall from hers. And goes through her trash.

Not everypony understands the deep love Octavia and Vinyl share- including Vinyl. But that's okay. Octavia will make her see that they belong together, forever. FOREVER FOREVER FOREVER FOREVER FOREVER FOREVER

Darkly romantic comedy? Comically dark romance? Romantic dark comedy? Yes.

Cover art by radiationalpha and warpout.

On her way home, Apple Bloom discovers Spike rifling through Rarity's belongings. Heading in to confront the dragon, they accidentally knock over a priceless vase! Will they be able to cover it up or will suspicion tear the town apart?