Blurb

Rarity tries to come on to Ellie during her suit-fitting, but Ellie is not quite ready to admit to herself that making out with the magical horse ladies is cool and normal. She has a lot of feelings to process first.

Tags

• Sex: Prime time television rules. Cuts away before the action starts.

Sequel-ness

Though technically a sequel to Scenes From a Life in Equestria, I recommend starting here. At one point I will rewrite the parts of the prequel I am currently dissatisfied with, and when I do I will relink it as a direct prequel.

Author's Note

My entire life has been preparing me to write this story lol.

Princess Celestia has a problem. Or perhaps it's Twilight Sparkle that has one.

Every few weeks, an intoxicated Twilight Sparkle will randomly teleport into Celestia's castle in search of snacks or simply for a place to crash.

So what could this all have to do with Celestia in particular?

Now with a reading! HERE!

The only human in Equestria needs help from Princess Luna, and has to explain a natural process of the human body. The human is very anxious. Also, a woman, BTW.

Warning: Featuring perfectly normal human body facts.

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I meant this human character to be a one-off, and NOT Ellie from my stories to come. Possibly not even the same continuity. Though I ended up liking this unnamed character. Very hashtag relatable, in my opinion. What do you think?

Lyra and Bon Bon have an ordinary conversation.

Working as a janitor in a fancy-horse-pants restaurant can be a pretty crappy job: the hours are rough, customers can be rude, and ponies seem to find innovative ways to make catastrophic messes - that being said, it's not all bad. Deep within the eatery, tending customers and employees alike, lies one of the most charming creatures Anon has ever met...

At long last, a romance that nobody asked for!

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It's that time of year again, where the princesses of Equestria compete to see who the countrie's favorite princess is. How do they determine it? A democratic vote of course. Anon, now a citizen of Equestria, also participates by doing his civic duty.

Warning: contains Anon

This story is a sequel to Belly Rubs in Pony Prison

[WARNING: Contains ear scratching, hugs, and blushing cheeks]

Anonymous is sent to jail for his most heinous crimes of first degree meanness, there he finds doing a few favours for those around him will allow him to live a comfortable life.

A sequel to Belly Rubs In Pony Prison, not required reading to understand however.

“But! I figured, since you were in a school too-”

“That I nearly burned down-”

“-And then saved from another me, that you could help me get past this little hurdle!”

Thanks to Nitro Indigo, PearlescenT, and ScopingLandscape for reviewing/editing.

WARNING: Some may wonder why Twilight didn't just call up Sci-Twi. Well I won't lie to you... see you next FIMFic!

Celestia has a visit from a medical professional who wanted to study alicorn blood using new scientific instruments.

The results are not pleasant.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders have a history presentation today, and who better for Applebloom to bring than her Uncle Apple Strudel? He'd just love to talk to the class about his old country roots!

Applebloom is going to get an A for this, for sure!