One Day I was left to die as a child.

Then the ponies found me.

I had a new life there, and I was happy. Nice parents, a cool brother and an adorable little sister.

But how do you deal with being the middle child between the two most successful unicorns in recent history?

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On hiatus again because I'm struggling to write anything for this.

Twilight Velvet returns home from shopping and has one very important question for her son: why is there a hole in the wall?

Thanks to Noble Thought for editing.

Cover art: The Proper Use of Magic by Ende26.

It was another quiet day in Ponyville when that peace was shattered by the arrival of a new foe.

What does this new enemy want, and to what depths will it stoop to to gain victory over the so-called Elements of Harmony?

And why is no one taking him seriously?

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Scootaloo wants to know why Rainbow Dash is practicing on a Wonderbolt’s obstacle course created way out over the Everfree Forest. What is Dash hiding? Why does her rainbow trail look different? And what awesome new trick is Dash up to now?

Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle, and Fluttershy are in for the flight of their life. And Scootaloo learns a little more about what it means to be awesome.

All characters copyright Hasbro.

Twilight was ecstatic when she became the personal protégé of Princess Celestia herself. But even a young filly's excitement and curiosity has its limits, and several months into her tutelage Twilight begins to feel homesick.

Princess Celestia does her best to help.

Now with a dramatic reading by DRWolf

Due to an editing/publishing error, all of Twilight's friends have now 'officially' died of old age. This leaves an immortal Twilight to grieve over the tragedy of how she outlived all of her friends and will continue to do so for the rest of her eternal life.

Seeing the obvious pain that this news is having on Twilight, Princess Celestia moves to console her with the help of her supposedly-but-actually-not-really-deceased friends.

Cover image belongs to Shawnyall.

He's misanthropic, anti-social, lazy, shallow, and kind of a jerk. He's also not very bright. So why on Earth -- any Earth -- would a complete stranger expend the magical energy necessary to shove him into another reality, give him unfathomable power, and grant his every last wish?

Why indeed...

As requested, here's my parody of the second-worst thing to ever happen to fanfiction.* The cover art is only tangentially related, but it amuses me, so I'll keep it unless something better comes along. (A talented artist who loathes this ponyfic sub-genre as much as I do might attempt at some point to draw the main character in all his gear, but I'm not counting on it.)

*The number one spot goes to Erika "Snowqueens Icedragon" Mitchell, a/k/a E.L. James.

This is my take on what Celestia would write in a 4th wall letter to us - The brony fandom - about our portrayal of her.

Takes place during Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga, just after the Koopaling boss battles.

After the Koopalings fail to defeat the Mario Brothers, the evil witch Cackletta banishes them from Mushroom World. The children of Bowser soon find themselves in a strange world populated by strangely-colored talking ponies with a strange fascination with the concept of friendship. While Princess Celestia works on a way to send them back, Ludwig, Lemmy, Roy, Iggy, Morton, Wendy, and Larry must each move in with various ponies in town and adjust to life in a world where kidnapping princesses is not a normal occurrence. Will the Koopalings finally break free of the monotony of being Daddy's Little Villains and make some real friends? Will they finally have the chance to carve their own paths in this world, and pursue their dreams? And most importantly, what will happen when they finally can go back? Will they want to?

Rated T for some minor language and some crude humor.

Ponies have spread to the stars thanks to advances in technology. In the advanced and luxurious Solar Explorer, Celestia travels to the first extra-solar colony world set up by her little ponies. Unfortunately, events elsewhere in the galaxy, unknown to them, have set in motion a cycle that has been repeated for countless eons… the reaping of sentient races. A Reaper dreadnought confronts the Solar Explorer, intent upon indoctrinating the leadership of the ponies and bringing them to heel.

Said Reaper quickly learns exactly why Celestia has earned the title Unconquered.

A Mass Effect crossover oneshot.

Now with a reading done by Scarlett Blade! Check it out!