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I love them details and worldbuilding and also writing whatever the fuck gets written cause I have no self control.

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Weeks after Rarity undergoes a complete meltdown, Princess Luna suggests she join a club called the "Block Party."

It's not a very fun party.

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Two passengers on a train ride toward an uncertain future. One is a pony. The other only pretends to be.

Sex is tame and non-explicit. Don't be afraid to read.

Written expressly for Equestria Daily's Outside Insight Summer Fanfiction Contest.

Now with a dramatic reading by Illya Leonov!

Russian translation courtesy of Arsus.
Chinese translation courtesy of viczhn.
French translation courtesy of BroNie.

Inspired by the artwork of RubleGun and Raddjuret. Musical accompaniment by Patrick Poe.

Featured at Equestria Daily and the Royal Canterlot Library.

Reader Testimonials

"Vinyl + Octavia is one of the fandom's most cliché and mismatched pairs, and yet this is a real romance with genuine depth and emotion." - horizon
"Holy shit this is impressive. Like... Holy shit, man." - Skeeter The Lurker
"You have crafted something wonderful here, a true gem. You should be proud." - Illya Leonov
"Note that I hate this ship when I say this is far and away the best ScratchTavia I've ever read." - PresentPerfect
"Fuuuuck it's so good!" - Luminary

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In an alternate timeline, Twilight Sparkle never became an alicorn princess. Instead, Star-Swirl the Bearded's spell and the Elements of Harmony brought about the end of her life. Two months later, her friends and loved ones are still in mourning from her passing. But just because Twilight's dead it doesn't mean her friends don't see her anymore...

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Applejack wakes up one morning after a Pinkie Pie party to discover that there's something stopping her from saying her namesake. Can she discover how to stop it before it starts causing more trouble than it already has?


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This story was originally intended to be entered in the MLPChan Thanksgiving contest, but I ended up finishing it twenty minutes late. I decided to upload it here anyway, but first sent it to a couple friends and made changes based on their recommendations.

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Twilight Sparkle is dead. She died in battle, fighting to preserve the uneasy union on United Equestria between the pony races of old Equestria and the space ponies of Unicornicopia.

But in the wake of Twilight's death, the harmony she strove for has not endured. Using their control of the might armed organisation Starfleet, the Unicornicopian grip upon the land has only gotten tighter. Celestia is isolated, Twilight's friends are scattered, across the stars millions live or die at the whim of the Grand Ruler and his proconsuls.

Project Sentinel is the next step in the evolution of Starfleet, a perfect defence against a hostile universe: clone soldiers created from the DNA of the very best that ponykind has to offer. One such clone, Eve, is a physical copy of Twilight, with enhanced strength and none of the pesky moral qualms that made the real Twilight so annoying for Starfleet to deal with. When Eve, together with a small group of fellow clones, breaks free to search for deeper meaning in her existence, she sets off a chain of events that may allow all of Equestria to break free from tyranny, and all ponies to choose their own destinies once more.

Based on the My Brave Pony: Starfleet Magic universe by Dakari King Mykan, credit to him for most of the OCs

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(Set in the "Accomplished Steampunk Scientist Twilight Sparkle" universe created by Egophiliac.)

Twilight Sparkle has gone to the Apple-iance Store to pick up her newest order of parts for her laboratory, and she's brought her Honesty Unit android Applejack along to help get all that cargo loaded. Once Applejack's job is done, however, she has a chance encounter with the store's owners, and it's one that opens the android's world up just a little bit more....

(Cover Image by Egophiliac, used with permission.)

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Cloudsdale was attacked, Ponyvile nearly burned down like an old village.... No longer shall Luna watch Celestia sit on her throne as she sends other ponies to do her dirty work. Many ponies have signed up for the New Lunar Republic. I , Star Swift and my comrades: Moon Rose, Silver Wing, and more. But will you? Read this story and raise with the Lunar Republic. Maintain with the Solar Empire. Or help with the Peace Corps.

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This story is a sequel to Little Bea


Pregnancy can take a toll on any mare, but it seems to be hitting Trixie harder than most. Flam, for his part, couldn't be happier (even if the little bundle of joy was unplanned) and he's been bending over backwards to jolly her along. But he's getting the nagging feeling there's something she's not telling him.

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Check out the sequel: Here!


Twilight gets called into a meeting with Luna and Celestia. The kingdom is hurting for money and there's only one way to get rich quick. Celestia is going to have to film them making porn.


Written for the Monthly Shipfics group.


YouTube Reading by Scarlett Blade - Here


This story was featured!? Wow! Thank you all so much! :yay:

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Starlight Glimmer had heard of the rumors. She thought it couldn't be possible, she had finished off those mares decades ago. But she had to come see it for herself...confirm those little rumors and put them to rest for good.

Unfortunately for Starlight, her return is exactly what they've been hoping for.

Inspired by the ending of FNAF 3.

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