Twilight was having a great day. But then her teacher assigns her a 10-page essay at the last minute. Because what else is the function of a teacher other than to ruin any time you're not at school?

Twilight tries her utmost to resist eating a peach. But is a peach simply a peach, or is it much, much more? It is, after all, distinguished from a nectarine by the presence of fur. And that, to Twilight, makes a world of difference.

I'm so sorry. Please, forgive me...

Princess Twilight Sparkle cannot dance. She does not have the funk.
On the advice of Vinyl Scratch, she is given the key to the groove.

It doesn't quite work as planned.

Is it a bowl of fruit...or a hyperdimensional superexistence? Find out as Twilight Sparkle eats her way to enlightenment on the Way of Peaches, and journeys beyond to the divine realm of The One Peach.

Twilight loves peaches. She will follow them to the edges of Equestria and back, if it means tasting the glorious fruity goodness. She is the self-proclaimed Princess of Peaches, yet Twilight never has had an issue with her peach consumption, but her latest binge may be causing more than just stomachaches! The peaches have begun to fight back!

All-out war wasn't her intention. It's what she got anyway.

What do you do when the peaches come for you?

Peachment Day is here.

Follow Twilight's adventures (as best you can) as she declines to eat a peach!

SPOILER ALERT: She doesn't eat the peach.

EDIT: Folks, this is easily the most hated piece I have created yet. Do you know what this means?
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It's an ordinary day, and Twilight Sparkle eats a peach. Set in 200 A.P.
Inspired by Admiral Biscuit's story inspired by Obselescence's blog post.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/153469/twilight-eats-a-peach

On a normal day in Ponyville, Spike buys a peach from a little filly in the marketplace. But when he brings it home, Twilight has a traumatic flashback to her childhood.

(Author's Note: ...I regret everything. )

Spike follows Twilight around for everything: work, meals, the like. He even shares her eating habits(mostly), and now he discovers her latest kick:

The peach. With its savory insides and fuzzy exterior, the peach is just the thing Spike needs to get him through the day. He decides to sneak a taste. One won't hurt, right?

Twilight is not happy with her Peach Security punctured!

It appears the peaches have been...Spiked!

When will the Peachy onslaught end?
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May Celestia have mercy on my Peachy soul! This is my 3rd peach story today!

Princess Twilight Sparkle loves peaches. How far will she go for one? Can anything stop her?

Warning: Random.