Pinkie Pie has an existential crisis while painting her room. This self-parody is dedicated to Professor Piggy, who once told me that I could write a story about Pinkie watching paint dry and weave it into an incredible psychological journey. Let's see if he was right.

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Dramatic reading by MicTheMicrophoneZero.

Cover art by chaosdrop.

Mood Wings - Observations on Pegasus Body Language.

When Twilight Sparkle finds this book, she discovers an entirely new field of research. The secrets of pegasus wings lie before her, and she insists on making her own observations on the matter.

How?

Field research, of course.

Pinkie Pie was known for disappearing and reappearing all over Ponyville, heck even all of Equestria. But what happens when the pink mare reappears and there's a hitchhiker along for the ride that only she can hear?

"Well, it's not a party, I can tell you that much."

Will the poor deluded mare go insane?

"No"

Will her friends abandon her?

"Ugh, no!"

Will she ever learn that eating cake every day will make her plot bulge up like a particularly round and unsightly balloon?

"N-hey! My butt's not that-!"

Tune in and find out!

"Why yo-!"

(Sort of a writing experiment,)

When Twilight receives a sickness that causes her magical surges to spin out of control, she accidentally turns the rest of her friends into foals - including herself. Luckily, (or not so luckily), Pinkie Pie was out of the mix, but now she has to take care of the five out-of-control foals before they wreak havoc on the entire Sugarcube Corner. With the Cakes gone, Pinkie must take up her responsibility as the perfect foal-sitter. Will she come out victorious?

Or will the pressure overwhelm her when the hope of her friends ever turning back to normal is lost?

This story has a sequel!

Follow the Mane 6 in just a typical day in Ponyville, where even the small things are what make life interesting.

Coming soon: Fluttershy's day.

Cover art by: dm29

When Pinkie chips a tooth, Twilight and her friends try to get her to go to the dentist. Unfortunately, Pinkie has a terrible dental phobia and will do absolutely anything to escape.

Story 1/22 in My 22 Short Stories About Equestria series

On a cloudy day, four friends find refuge at Rarity's Boutique over a barrel of cider. But when Twilight Sparkle flies home from Canterlot to see her friends early, can she understand what's really going on?

Rarity has the terrible disease diabeetus and Sweetie Belle's presence isn't helping.

Proofread by Mixolydian Grey and SuperChaosKG.

Pinkie Pie. Most ponies know her as the fun loving party pony. Others think she is a crazy unpredictable menace. Pinkie has had her moments, some better than others. Is she really crazy, or is she just misunderstood?

As of 6-13-13 more info added to end. Explains things more. Thanks again for all the support

Rarity is working on a large order. It would be easier if she weren't distracted by thoughts of a certain pink pony.

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Sequel here: In Pursuit of Happiness

Reworked the story so it reads better. 4/20/2013