The Conversion Bureaus. They exist throughout existence. They shouldn't, yet they do. A cancer wrecking havoc across reality. But, much like time, the multiverse is a living thing. To travel through it is to rip and tear at it. Hurting it. All organisms have a "fight or flight" response. However, the multiverse is incapable of fleeing, it can only cower in fear. However, all parallel universes are different. There is a "flow" within the time-space continuum. Fluctuations in nth-dimensional thermodynamics. And, because of unforeseen variables and recent errors in the calculation of quantum metaphysics, the multiverse can at last fight back.
These are some tales of how Equestrian Conversion Bureaucracies experience the true, ultimate consequences of the Law of Excession Under An Alien Sun: they must face an Outside-Context Problem.

This is a Twilight Zone-esque take on MLP:FiM fanfiction "The Conversion Bureau" sub-genre.

Earth, the birthplace of humankind, is dying.

Full-scale nuclear war has ravaged its surface, killing billions in the process, leaving Earth a glowing radioactive wasteland.

Years before the war, colonization of Earth's natural satellite, Luna. Was well underway to the point that dozens of domes dotted the lunar surface. When the war started, colonization funding was greatly reduced, bringing the effort to a halt.

Now, years after the war, the colonies find themselves with two options.

Die from starvation, or try to find a new home.

They chose the latter.

Old cargoships, once used to transfer supplies, were hastily retrofitted to the best of their abilities and outfitted with experimental warp drives salvaged from testing stations scattered around Earths orbit.

Three ships, the ULC Coral, the ULC Nightmare, and the ULC Amber in Arms were outfitted with these experimental warp drives and sent filled to the brim with everything needed to start over.

Humanity reaches out in need of a home, but what they find turns out to be a little too much for what they bargained for.

Editors: Magnificent Bastard

Story on hiatus until further notice, focusing on my other story for now.

Twilight Sparkle is given permission to explore the Canterlot Caves after the invasion but, while inside, she discovers an ancient and primordial being, an literal force of nature, a creature said to be over a million years old...and it's now awake, how will she, and her friends, handle an adventure of a lifetime? Will they be able to get knowledge from a creature older than Celestia herself? Will they be able to bring it out of its well of sadness? Will they be able to show it that friendship really IS magic, or will it be driven away by their persistence of trying to become friends with it after it was betrayed and cause it to never been seen again?

Be wary Equestria for the Nine Tailed Beast has arrived!

Crossover with Naruto/After the Naruto Anime, if you hadn't figured out yet

Billions of years ago, an underground bunker was created to protect Humanity from their destruction, but only one made it in before Oblivion claimed him. Now the AI that he awoke remains, one that has faithfully kept the promise he made to his father, waiting for someone, or something, to find him.

Note: This story's from the point of view of the AI (3rd person limited). As such, if he doesn't think that a detail is important it's probably not going to be mentioned. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!

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3/22/16
Holy shit this story's in the Popular stories part of the homepage. I know this may not be big for others but it's huge for me!

5/28/16
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5/28/16 ~10:00PM
Holy shit. 100 likes. I... I honestly never thought that I would get this far... I can't all of you enough.

Magic gave us the ability to use magic and having a wonderful life.

Chaos gave us the ability to uphold order and to change forever.

Man.... Gave us something else.

This story got reviewed by Red Does Reviewing. Said so right in the name Here's the awesome review

Princess Celestia and Princess Luna are leading together a combined Army of several different equestrian Races against an supposedly terrifying and unfeeling Enemy.

What kind of Threat are our beloved Princesses are really going to face?

A Warhammer 40K/MLP:FIM Crossover.

Special Thanks goes to ARchy4288, Tyrannosaurus_Tux and AlicornPriest for Editing, Proofreading and otherwise helping.
I can only recommend those guys.

We sometimes forget the past. Or rather, we do not want to remember it. But sometimes the past refuses to be forgotten. The All-Mother Faust, Discord, and a human named Alder created Equus and all life on it. But they betrayed Alder, sealing him away into the crust of the world. Only for him to escape during the era of Twilight and her friends.

Prompt idea written for Lord Despair of the Write Club.

A prequel to the The Conversion Bureau Oneshot: Multiversal Counterstrike, this series follows various worlds on which a rouge noble or noble family has set up a barrier and bureaus in an alternate universe, seeking power, with the newfoals created as their loyal and obedient minions.

They all fail, but what damages do they leave in their wakes?

First FimFiction ongoing story (as opposed to Fanfiction), so advice on how to do things here appreciated.

Normally a fic like this one-shot goes the followingway.

Equestria appears on Earth.

Earth get's magic poisoned.

Conflict ensues between pro and anti-conversion forces on both sides.

Then Author tracking occurs depending on how much you like humanity as a whole. Yada yada yada.

This fics merely takes two simple facts about the Bureau genre and changes them: first the idea that Celestia herself is leading, or even aware, of the Bureau.

And second, that the earth attacked is a real life esc earth.

No, the rogue Bureau decided to attack Earths belonging to multiple other shows, books, movies, games, etc....and none of them are all that happy about it.

They also don't really do that well at the conquering part.

When ponies look up at night and gaze upon the stars, they can't help but feel wonder and awe. When Princess Celestia looks up at night, she feels admiration for her sister and her abilities. When Princess Luna looks up at night, she feels pride for her stars– and fear for those that aren't hers. The distant stars of the black cosmos are home to mostly nothing; no flora or fauna, just dust, ice, and gas.

But between these empty planetoids flies a ship. Small, nimble, and on a mission. It jumps from planet to planet, scavenging resources to replenish its fuel and move on, desperately escaping from its enemies. Its pilot has acquired a relic from one of the First Civilizations, and it is his job to deliver it to the other side of the Galaxy Cluster to be studied and understood. If only he weren't running low on fuel, food, and rest. He needs an exoplanet, even a small one, with just a limited amount of life. Just something with water.

His ship just found something better.