As a waiter in a fancy restaurant, I often have to put up with unforeseeable events and irritated complaints coming from our picky customers.
This one, however, is new - even for me.

Following his tumultuous defeat, King Sombra is flung across space and time to exit out a human's malfunctioning toaster. For weeks, Sombra monologues his revenge to destroy those that hurt him. But seven months later, when a route back to Equestria is found, does he not seem all that interested in returning.

Edited by spigo.

Prequel: The Roommate From Tartarus
Side Sequel: (Not My) Home Sweet Home

Update: labelled as complete. The last three chapters will remain as bonus chapters.

Most folk have heard tales of the Courier, the man who survived being shot in the head, who had single handily taken down the feared fiend leaders. The man who helped the NCR out from wiping out the Powder Gangers to the defeat of Caesar’s Legion at Hoover Dam and the death of the legate Lanius, yes many people have heard of his deeds. However, this tale is not about this man, or any man for that matter.

No this is the tale of a strange little robot, far away from the Mojave Desert. In a place know as…the BIG MT.

(A huge thank you to Cirrus_Brony for his editing.)