"If you asked me if I liked ponies, I would say "Never!"
I couldn't have known my life would change forever.
This is a poem of how I slowly caved in
But also the adventure all bronies partake in."

Sequel: Right here

Down on her luck and stuck in a rut, Vinyl Scratch is looking for any way at all to cease her hardship. Her luck may change when she can't help but notice an enticing grey mare from across the bar...

The weirdness is only beginning when Dash wakes up in a juniper bush with no memory of the previous night. Now, Fluttershy won't look at her, Twilight and Rarity keep congratulating her, Tank is nowhere to be found, and Pinkie Pie just kissed her in the middle of the street! Her last hope to find out what happened rests with Applejack, but she's going to have to get the farm pony to open the door first.

When Derpy is sent to our world her life changes forever. But how did she get here? This is the prequel to the first fanfic in a series.

Under the ocean so blue.

Years have gone by, and Twilight Sparkle still lived with the haunting memories of that horrid night. She knew she had to get away, even if it meant leaving everypony behind. She was better off escaping.. right? She reached over and grabbed a photograph of two unicorn ponies with a small purple filly in-between them..

Pinkie Pie's crush on Rainbow Dash is possibly the worst-kept secret in all Equestria. Rainbow doesn't really pay it much attention, though, until Fluttershy asks her to make an important promise. It sounds easy enough to keep ... but a promise, like love, is often harder and more complicated than it first appears.

Warnings for: Adult pony alcohol consumption, romance, and possibly implied consensual adult sexual situations. Involving ponies. As one does.

New cover image added 12/19. Picture is courtesy of my Beloved Spouse.

When Lyra realizes that her life has become too normal for her liking, she starts experimenting with different hobbies, much to the dismay of Bon Bon. Lyra's antics inspire many of the denizens of Ponyville to start getting in on the action as well, making Ponyville an excitable comic wonderland.

My second fic, portraying one of my favorite background ponies of all time. Definitely expect some jokes about Lyra's unusual sitting and desire to be more human, but only as side jokes.

As always keep in mind the better received this fic is the more I'll wanna work on it, so please leave me comments, I do read every single one of them and they really help me move along with my story.

Credit for the picture goes to RandomMan on knowyourmeme.com

Lyra and Bon Bon get invited to a specail meeting by the Princess. But when they find out that it's a trick, Discord sends them to another world just for laughs. (Sorry if my spelling is wrong. I'm terrible at spelling. Feel free to point out my mistakes and how I can make the story better. Cover art by LavosVsBahamut).

[Complete!] When Rainbow Dash crashes into the library one too many times, Twilight ends up becoming her coach for the upcoming Best Young Flier Competition. But Rainbow Dash wants more, and relationships are never as perfect as they seem.