When the other Elements of Harmony realise that Fluttershy gave each of them a different reason for not attending a slumber party, they set out to discover the truth.

They end up discovering something else instead.

AUTHOR'S NOTES: This story was inspired by a blog post that Obselescence wrote — although I should point out that it has absolutely nothing to do with the idea he suggested (hence the lack of a 'Romance' tag).

Rated T for innuendo.

Once the magic from a spell leaves its host, it has to go somewhere. Unfortunately for Spike, his stomach got in the way of the dark magic returning to the infamous spellbook.

Celestia and Discord tells Spike something shocking! They are his parents?! But how? What? this doesn't make any sense! This is very shocking to the young dragon.

Read as Discord and Celestia tell the story of how they got together, how they had Spike and how discord came to be.

While doing additional research into Pinkie Pie's genealogy, Twilight Sparkle makes a startling discovery. Written for the Equestria Daily Writers Training Ground #3.

This is a short piece written in under and hour and a half to meet the submission deadline.

"I'm Spike, I currently live with my parents in which were constantly traveling until we decided to live in Everfree."

I guess you can say I travel a lot, recently I ended up at Everfree forest with my parents. Good news? Lot's of fights going on, I'll stay entertained kicking anydragon that wants to try and take me down. Grown Dragons, Manticore's and Ursa Major alike. Bad news? Outside the forest are some pastel colored ponies, they got in some trouble and turned to me. Me being the awesome badass I am agreed. Eh...

They're soft though, I don't like them all that much.

Yet.

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Just another side story in my brain! One where Spike wasn't raised by ponies! I'm currently working on an epic story, one that I'll need a lot of help and stuff with, I'll try to update my stories more when I can!

The Banach-Tarski Theorem describes how to split a sphere and re-arrange the pieces to make two spheres of volume equal to the original sphere.

Turns out it works on dragons, too.

(Cover taken from http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/File:Spike_ID_S3E05.png and slightly modified)

For other stories of similarly duplicated characters, take a look at Second Sun by Carabas and Amphelion by Monokeras.

Discord's the only creature in Equestria who can recognize the human for what he is -- not the long-lost Seventh Element that never actually existed and couldn't have existed before the human arrived, but a meta-reality warper, an entity far more powerful than Discord with the power to warp the minds of all around him and the very rules of magic to make sure that he's always the Big Hero. And the role the human's assigned to Discord is the Villain to beat down or kill.

Pre-reform Discord's fine with being the villain. But on his own terms. Not dancing on some alien interloper's puppet strings.

Without friendship, or even allies, Discord's going to have to find a way to defeat a creature who can alter fate itself and who can even mind-control him. Or he may just end up worse than dead.

Art by Tenchi-Outsuno. Progress Bar at my writing journal.

Trigger warnings: Mind control (magically induced love, magically induced friendship, magically induced stupidity, Discord being Discord), noncon/dubcon (magically induced love, other forms of highly dubious consent), rape (female on male), violence/gore (mostly against Discord), literally everything in chapters 19-21, humans not being presented as unilaterally wonderful and superior to ponies and/or draconequui.

With each others help, Spike and Gilda fight to find their place in a world that will not accept them.

Credit: Larince, Newer, Varanus, DPV, and Mad Brochacho
A more classical approach to the noir genre, Mad Brochacho's "On the Docks": http://www.fimfiction.net/story/6590/On-the-Docks
Heralded as the greatest Twilestia around and more, Varanus' "Composure": http://www.fimfiction.net/story/5623/Composure

Thank you to all my readers.

Spike needs to get out of Ponyville, and when an advertisement for an affordable travel package finds its way into his mailbox, he jumps at the chance. Little does he know that he isn't the only one who took the offer. What will come of his chance meeting with this beautiful mare? Friendship, or something more?

This is the story of Spike and how Twilight, and the main 6 throw him a surprise party. Twilight is trying to find out what to get him and ends up letting the princesse's help her and they all give her a great present. The only problem is, what will the rest of the main 6 get Spike for his tenth birthday? Or what they think to be his tenth....

The Image that is the book cover does not belong to me. All the credit goes to Pony Spiz.