George Bush invades Equestria for weaponized cuteness.

Writen entirely as dialogue.

Teen for swearing.

Ulysses has only seen war in his life but an opportunity presented itself when NASA was looking for test subjects for cryogenics. He took the offer in hope that by the time he re-awoke that all would be right... he was wrong, now he has to come to terms with his planet slowly being consumed by Equestria. He will learn in order to finally go home he will have to do one more job for Princess Celestia.

So this is how it all comes to an end. Suck in the harsh Australian bush, no ammo, HLF bearing down on me each and every day. And I feel like I'm on death's door.

I can only see two ways out of this, bullet to the head or ponifiaction. Only eighteen and I'm having to make a dissuasion that's going to change my life... Well as they always said, "Better get living, or get busy dying."

May as well go out with a bang.
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A shameless self inset of me into the TCB universe... because I am a classy bastard like that.
Oh and the epic cover art was done by Wasteland Gunner.