There is no better way to resolve conflicts than good rap battle.
And some rape.

Thank TeXXy.

Time Turner is determined to ask Ditzy Doo to be his wife, but his friends' concerns detract from his courage and he begins to question himself and his decision in romantic partner.

Humanized, unadulterated fluff.

Best read in the voice of KeikoandGilly. Have fun!

I woke up in the hospital. I don’t recall how I got here. I don’t recognize the mare who says she’s family. I don’t even remember my own name.

So what kind of pony will I become?

Rainbow Dash comes out to her friends in a desperate attempt to find support as she flounders under the guilt of her sexual identity... but are the bonds of her friendship with the others really as strong as she hopes they are? Not an über-OOC or lynch mob fic.

What does it mean to be alive? And does life mean something? What if that life is brief? Artificial? Does life mean more to the pony who lives it? Or to the lives touched by the pony? The Pony may not know why it is alive? But it does know that it wants to keep living, and it wants to be happy. And in the end, isn't that what we all just want? Just happiness and... peace?

Cover art done by my friend Lunarapologist. Keep being awesome man.

For Rainbow Dash, Daring Do was only the beginning.

Diamond Tiara has a secret. She likes Anime. Loves it, even. But nopony can find out. Not her parents, or her friend, or her classmates... Nopony! They'd never understand! They'd laugh at her, call her names, tell her *gasp* They would say she's uncool!

Well, it can't be that hard to keep such a secret from everypony in Ponyville, can it?

Shining Armor learns the most important tactical lesson of his life.

Audio version! https://youtu.be/YgDr0Xc6rN8

Now with a Spanish translation by Spaniard Kiwi!

I have always been alone in this forest. I have always feasted in this forest. I call this forest home and those ponies that travel through it are my prey. I devour all those who fear me, all who come to face me. They fear me for I am Fear incarnate. But now...I have met one who does not fear...and I am unsure of what do with her...

Image by the very awesome thewraithofwolf

What if the prehistoric conflicts of Equestria weren't as dramatic as they have been made out to be? What if they had been waged through post-it notes? Actually, that would be pretty dumb.
Here is a story that is pretty dumb.

Rated Teen for crudely drawn butts and graphic depictions of passive aggression.