The time comes in every newly-ascended Princess' life when she needs to date a pony or something more becoming of her stature. What could be more appropriate than a centaur?

Audio reading by AShadowOfCygnus

Niko and Roman encounter a villian from Equestria in Liberty city. When bullets didn't kill him, the villain sent Roman and Niko to Ponyville to suffer for the rest of their lives.

Right when all the drama ended, Niko is stuck with Roman in Equestria. How will he survive?

Will Roman stop being a fatass?

Will Little Jacob stop smoking so much weed?

Will Brucie's balls ever recover from shrinking so much from overdosing on steroids?

This story takes place after the Revenge ending. Please beat the game and shit because I hate spoiling people and I hate getting spoiled.

After the events of Equestria Girls, Sunset Shimmer has had to adapt to her new normal life at Canterlot High. Slowly but surely, she has found her place within the school and her own circle of friends, becoming a very adept student in her own right.

But a new threat threatens to tarnish all of that for her. A power that seems to hold sway over the entire school itself, even Principal Celestia herself.

His name?

Superintendent Tirek. And he seems determined to make Sunset pay for her past mistakes.

Twilight has been defeated and now no pony can stand in Tirek's way.

Thankfully, He-Man is no pony!

Stay in school, kids!

A collaboration with RainbowBob. He is handsome. But not as handsome as He-Man.

Applejack finds herself haunted by the spirit of Tirek. Under his influence she’ll commit unspeakable horrors the likes of which she never thought she was capable of... or she'll just meme on some ponies… Whatever.

Inspired by a random conversation with Tired Old Man and the art by the incredibly skilled Heir of Rick

Hey you.

Yes you. Come closer.

See this lovely stallion behind me? Those are custom-made wheels right there. And that seat? Pure velvet, imported from the Griffin Kingdom.

Still not convinced? This stainless steel frame can take the weight of five thousand ponies. Why would you need that many ponies on one bike? We don’t care, we did it anyway!

For just the low low price of ninety-nine, ninety-nine bits, this beautiful beast can be all yours.

And what’s more, order today and receive your own ‘Tirek Bell’. Now you can drain your enemies magic as you pass by them!

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Co-authored with Warewolves. An awesome writer who you should totally check out! Do it >_<