//------------------------------// // Chapter 1 // Story: Niko and Roman's Adventures in Ponyland // by lagg3il2 //------------------------------// Fanfiction is fiction made by fans. You're stupid if you think that I own FiM or GTA. FANFICTION. FAN. To Niko Bellic, this day was just another day in liberty city. He strolled down the streets of Liberty City, emotionless. He had a lot to deal with after Kate died, but at least Pegorino is dead. He pushes through crouds of people and others alike, and then crosses a intersection while the cars where stopped. He had to make it to his cousin, Roman, from the hospital. As he makes it closer to pick Roman up from the hospital from an incident that involved a motorbike and vodka, Roman notices him before Niko comes within view. "Cousin! Is good thing you're coming here to pick me up! Where's the car?" Roman says. "I walked here, you idiot." Niko said. "You should have said so! Come, let us walk!" Roman says with bounce in his step. One thing Niko notices about Roman is that he's in his original clothes that he wore when he picked up Niko from the ship. He doesn't know why, Roman practically wore it nearly everyday. Niko and Roman walk down the sidewalk, enjoying the oddly peaceful day in Liberty City. Ever since Niko killed Pegorino, the crime rates took a steep downhill and are very little. Everyone in the city is uncomfortable. Niko was kind of glad he gave up crime life, but he still kept his weapons on hand because you never know what will happen. There is an oddly gay looking hot dog stand just ahead where Niko and his cousin are walking. "Hey, cousin. Want to get some hotdogs?" Niko says. "Eh, why the fuck not? I can always go for slowly killing myself with fatty American foods!" Roman replied. "Great. I'll pay, don't worry." said Niko. "Oh, I never worry! Me and you, we're rich! Living the American dream!" Roman said. "Huh. I guess you're right for once." said Niko. "Hey!" Niko ignored what Roman had to say and made his way up to the stand. "Hotdogs! I will let you suck on them!" said a fat man who was behind the pink and rainbow colored stand. "Extra special! Pony Rainbow themed hotdogs today!" "I'll take two of them." said Niko. "Enjoy your hotdogs!" said the fat man after Niko shelled out 10 dollars and received his hotdogs. Niko thought the hotdogs looked odd. The buns where rainbow colored and the wiener looked like an actual wiener at first glance. Niko then started walking with Roman again before handing Roman one of the hotdogs. Roman, however, didn't think anything of the hotdogs being oddly colored and shaped, and ate his in less than 10 seconds. Oddly enough, everything seemed to go quiet. Cars weren't making any noise, and pedestrians weren't making any, either. Niko and Roman apparently didn't notice this. "That was a good hotdog, Niko. Are you going to have yours?" Roman said. Niko thought for a moment. "No, you can have it." Niko said. Roman had a little more skip in his step as Niko handed him his dick hotdog. "Thanks, cousin! You know how to make a fat man hap- hey what the fuck is that?" Out of pure instinct Niko pulls out his MAC-10. As he looks at where Roman is looking, Niko is just as confused as Roman. Just 6 feet infront of hem, there's this thing that looked like someone put a monkey with sunburns all over it on a horse. What was odd too, was that the pedestrians where gone, along with every car that was rolling along on the street next to the sidewalk they where walking on. "What the fuck?" says Niko, cautiously. "I am Lord Tirek, you monkey." said the monkey horse thing. Roman, however, didn't quite catch that. "You're one to talk, your name is Lord Dick and you're a monkey! What are you gonna do, spank yourself? Pfffhahaha!" said Roman. Niko gave Roman the hand signal to shut the fuck up, and Roman did so quickly, because Niko has a look in his eye. "You will give me your magic, or I will take it by force!" said Tirek. "What magic? Are you on Little Jacob's weed?" said Roman. "I am Lord Tirek, and I am on the ground!" said Tirek. "I'm getting sick of your shit. What do you want?" Niko said. "I want to punish you for not giving me your magic! Hand it over!" Tirek demands, as he pushes over Roman and pins him to the ground. "The only thing I'm gonna give you, is a stomach full of lead you abomination!" Niko yells. Niko aims his SMG and fires, leaving a bunch of bullet holes in Tirek. Tirek, however, doesn't appear to be fazed by it. "Your technology may be superior to mine, but it won't stop me from punishing you!" shrieks Tirek. Tirek then opens his mouth impossibly large and then forms some kind of energy ball and engulfs Roman in it. Roman's screams are cut off short as he disappears into thin air. "ROMAN!" Niko screams. Niko then grabs his knife and tackles Tirek, and then starts to frantically jab him furiously. It does no damage, and the same thing happened to Niko as he is pinned down and engulfed in an energy ball. Niko feels fire and pain all over his body, and before he knows it, it ends. He then sits up, realizing he isn't in Liberty City anymore, but in the middle of a 16th century styled village. Surprisingly, it looks clean and bright in the colors. Looking around, Niko notices Roman cuddled up in a ball, sobbing about 4 feet away from him. "Roman, are you alright?" Niko says as he gets up to check on Roman. "C-c-cousin... where are you..." Roman said. "I'm right here, Roman. Get up." says Niko. Niko then starts to assess himself after he made sure Roman isn't gonna break into pieces. He appears to be fine, and even his weapons are with him. He even has his phone on him, and it's battery isn't dead, like always. "Roman, get up. I'm here." "Niko? Is that you?" Roman says, scared. "Yes, you fatty, get up and help me find out where we are!" Niko says. "R-right!" says Roman as he gets up, seemingly recovered. Niko and Roman then walk around, trying to find clues to where they are. "Oh no.. I can't believe this. I just got married and settled down! How can this happen?" Roman said. "I'm just glad we are still alive, Roman. We have bigger things to worry about than marriage." said Niko. Roman silently nods in agreement, and looks around nervously with Niko. The two walk around aimlessly, finding no life signs whatsoever in the village. Though, when they got close to one of the buildings, they heard a few nervous and scared murmurs, and that unsettled them. When they tried to open the doors on said buildings, they where locked. Finally, they come to a big circular junction with a bunch of buildings surrounding it. "Hey! Maybe someone is in the gingerbread house there!" Roman says. This causes Niko to look at the building in question. There is a sign on it that reads "Sugar Cube Corner." "Maybe. Let's go check." The cousins walk up to the house and open the door, since they both figured it was a public place of some sort. When they get inside, they are confused as ever, and the creatures inside are confused as ever, too. There appeared to be a bunch of small horses of all different colors in there, about half the height of Roman. And they are looking at Niko and Roman with a mix of fear, confusion, and curiousity in their eyes. By the looks of it, they where all hiding from Niko and Roman. "Uh, Niko? Are we high, or is someone keeping miniature horses in a gingerbread house?" says Roman.