There are days that you just can't really explain. Such as when you jump off a diving board and accidentally go through a portal to another universe, oh did I mention I fell on my face? Well at least it was a cloud, but falling on your face only gets so fun. That's also how I met Spitfire, and Soarin, and Fleetfoot and just about every Wonderbolt in Cloudsdale. Did I mention that I fell face-first right in the middle of a really big Wonderbolts meeting? This is my tale of what life was like after I face-planted in a land of magical talking ponies yet didn't get admitted to an insane asylum.

(Woo! Awesome! Featured on 8/22/2014. Love you guys.)
(I changed it to teen but whenever sex scene would pop up I'll post it in a side story and link at the end of specific chapter, the ones that end with that kind of scene will end with a "*")
(May contain adult or sexual language at parts)

This story is a sequel to She's Just Curious, Is All

The last time he was meant to meet up with Twilight she was busy. She's not busy now though, so she can get on with showing him what she's been working on to send him home. Nothing can possibly go wrong.

You've had your eyes set on Applejack for a long time. Maybe your best friend Rainbow Dash can help you earn Applejack's heart. You wouldn't see why not. Besides, she's your best bro. Right?

Previous Cover Art

Chinese Translation on Fimtale
Spanish Translation by Spaniard Kiwi

This story is contained in my book "Dash Tries to Win Your Heart and Other Short Pony Stories"

If you have interest in purchasing this non-profit book, check out my online store at this link: https://www.lulu.com/search?adult_audience_rating=00&q=flutterpriest

This story is a sequel to I'll Be Back

Read the prequels first!

Part 1:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/320236/ill-be-back

Part 2:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/344623/a-promise-made

With Christmas/Hearth's Warming just around the corner, you need to find something special for a special someone in your life. But finding the perfect gift is never that easy.

This story is a sequel to I'll Be Back

Part 1:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/320236/ill-be-back

Part 3:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/360739/by-the-fire

After leaving Ponyville three months ago, you have been relaxing far away from home, waiting for winter to pass. Finally, it is warm enough for you to go home, and you know there is someone waiting there for you that you should have never left behind.

With your first Equestrian winter just around the corner, trouble arises that just might end up hurting someone you're pretty close to.

Part 2:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/344623/a-promise-made

Part 3:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/360739/by-the-fire

A human, you, stranded in a strange world for months on end. You are the wanderer, simply living day to day, doing whatever you please.

One fateful night, you stumble across a small town. Tired and saddened by recent events, you decide to sit and take a rest. Little do you know, you're about to meet someone much different than other's you've met before.

+[A Multi-Chaptered Short Story]+

It's a well known fact that each and every member of Equestria's top flyers, the Wonderbolts are idolized all over Celestia's Kingdom. Of course, that means special attention is drawn towards the female members of the group. So, when the Wonderbolts need to drum up some support, Soarin, possibly thinking with only his male hormones, gets the idea to start up a Wonderbolts themed calendar. With this act, Soarin may have just shot up to being more idolized then the rest of the Wonderbolts in the minds of stallions everywhere. Spitfire meanwhile, along with possibly the rest of the female Bolts just want his head. But is there a different reason on why she doesn't want her body shown off...?

Rated teen for frankly obvious reasons along with language. Contains Spitfire/Soarin friendshipping, but possibly could be thought of as romance. Takes place in the same universe as "Dash's Worry, Twilight's Reassurence"

(Thank you to ardail for the cover art)

(Story idea requested by superfun. Takes place before the events of "The Last Problem" for obvious reasons.)

There can only ever be one captain of the Wonderbolts, that's a rule that everypony knows. In order for a new captain to take over the old one must either die, retire or step down. Such is the situation that Spitfire finds herself in.

With Rainbow Dash poised to take over as captain and lead the Wonderbolts into a new era, Spitfire grapples with her decision to retire from the team she's lead for so long. And as she prepares to hoof over the reigns she starts to reflect back to her younger days.

Spitfire will recall all the ups and downs she's had as captain and how she even rose to the rank in the first place. After all, a mare like her being in charge of the greatest performance flyers in all of Equestria comes with a lot of memories.

This story is a sequel to A Lapse of Reason

After a troublesome Wonderbolts reunion, Fleetfoot returns home to demand some stress relief.

But sometimes what we want isn't always what we need.

Inspired by Sunset by P-Berry.
Edited by PeerImagination.
Original art by RenoKim.