Cheesy pick-up lines? Really? They're so dumb!
Who comes up with this stuff?
There's no way that actually works.

...Does it?

We all have our bad days.
Some of us are lucky enough to have someone to help make it better.

Now with Dramatic reading from Lector! Thank you Ever so much!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kW8EZe0n_8

Sunset Shimmer is Canterlot High’s golden girl. A true prom queen type. But she has a secret. More accurately a secret lover.

Sunset and Twilight are star crossed lovers, separated by the bigots of their hometown and the rivalries of their schools. Their journey is a rough one, and neither of them know if it ends happy or not just yet.

TW for slight homophobic references including d*ke being used a slur.

After a major accident at Kyle Blueblood's party, Vinyl, Octavia, Lyra, Bon (Bon Bon), Dixie (Derpy) and Haven (Dr Whooves) find themselves on the run. While Haven says that his lawyer uncle back home might be able to get them out of this, that won't matter if they don't get there before the police, Blueblood with his family's force and maybe even some civilians get to them first.
What will this journey have in store for these six friends? Will they find out more about themselves and each other, and just what happened at that party? One thing's for sure, this is a trip they will never forget.

After having an already fantastic day, Octavia makes the claim that she can hold the entire world in her hands.
Vinyl is not convinced.

This is just shameless tooth-rotting OctaScratch fluff.

Las Pegasus is known for its exclusive casinos, bars and hotels. It's said that a lot of crazy stuff goes on there, but it's the norm! In comparison, the rest of Equestria is completely innocent. It's not known for ponies from outside there to go, but when they do, it becomes a mystery for all of them as to WHAT IN THE HOOF HAPPENED?
When the shady duo Tim and Tom promote their new soft drink, they offer five golden tickets to random buyers. The finders of these tickets will win a free trip to the legendary Las Pegasus as well as 2000 bits to spend there. Coincidentally, four of the winners are from Ponyville and another hails from a far away town, but when they all meet up, they are too familiar with each other.
The next morning, the five awaken with deadly hangovers in a high-up Las Pegasus hotel room, but what they find they've gotten themselves into is much more than they bargained for.
Rated teen for mild sexual content, alcohol use and language.

Twilight indulges Rarity in a silly superstition, and learns to believe in fairy tales.

Second-Place Finisher in the Quills and Sofas 39th Panic Fiction contest, with the prompt "Superstition."

High in the air, Rainbow always felt free and unbound.
But it was all the treasures of the earth that kept her coming back down to the ground.

Third place entry into the 'Broken Wings' contest for The Quills and Sofas Speedwriting Group. Originally written in 30 minutes, this version here has received some mild refinement.
This is additionally a contest prize for the wonderful wishcometrue, who requested some wholesome raritwidash.

While on a vacation across Europe during Winter Break with her parents, Twilight Sparkle bumps in a beautiful local. Now she can’t seem to get her out of her head.
In an AU in which Sunset ran off across seas after Anon-a-Miss with the Equestrian currency the Princess of Friendship had given her on her last visit and has adopted a british accent (because just imagine Sunset with a british accent) and in a world where Cinch never tried to blackmail Twilight and she never ended up at Canterlot High. They are both in their freshman year of college. Inspired by London Boy by Taylor Swift.

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Rainbow Dash has been acting strange lately--and not the "I've been hanging around Pinkie for most of the week, she's just rubbing off on me" strange. After all, Pinkie Pie doesn't build sheds at random and strut around like a peacock.

After finally noticing this odd behavior, Twilight enlists the help of Rainbow's oldest friend, Fluttershy, for answers. What follows is not what she expects. At all.

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Takes place between Seasons 4 & 5.

Profanity tag for Fluttershy swearing

Now with an Audio Reading!!