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  • Wednesday
    Tropical Post-Apocalypse Contest! :D

    Note: PI is not the host of this contest. That is, instead, the lovely Robipony

    🌴Tropical Post-Apocalyptic Story Contest🌴

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    14 comments · 1,506 views
  • 1 week
    Dialogue only contest!

    Yahallo! The premise of this contest is very simple: dialogue only! Which means no prose, no descriptions, no ‘saidisms’, nothing like that. Otherwise, you may get as creative as you feel like! No limits on what the story content can be. Below are the rules. Please, if you have any inquires, ask me or one of the judges in a dm. 

    The contest will last from May 15th-June 15th, giving little over a month for writers to plan out and write out whatever they like! :D

    Here is the group where fics should be submitted.

    1. Dialogue only.No descriptions, prose, saidisms, or paragraphs that are outside of someone speaking.
    2. The word limit, considering the unique case of this contest, will be 3.5k. However, if you want to do just 500 words (which is the minimum) and post the story(s) as an anthology, you are more than welcome too.

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    118 comments · 2,876 views
  • 2 weeks
    May Pairings Contest

    Art by Mushroom!

    Howdy!

    It's once again May, and you know what that means: it's time to crackship!

    What is the May Pairings Contest?

    If you don’t know, the May Pairings contest is all about original, rare, or unique ships that aren’t afraid to explore unique dynamics between characters. This means that stories about Lyra and Bon Bon, Vinyl and Octavia, or Rarity and Twilight wouldn’t qualify. Rather, we want to see stories about Autumn Blaze and Lemon Hearts! Daring Do and Treehugger! Octavia and Applejack! You get the picture.

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    18 comments · 2,363 views
  • 6 weeks
    2024 Wonderbolts Sitewide Contest

    Art by daOtterGuy!

    Are you a brave, fearless, and daring pegasi in search of your next great adventure? Do you think you have what it takes to join the best flight team in all of Equestria? Then the Wonderbolts just might be the group for you.


    Hello!

    The Quills and Sofas Speedwriting team is proud to present to you, the 2024 Wonderbolts Sitewide Contest!

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    55 comments · 4,238 views
  • 11 weeks
    The Shining Armor is a Terrible Dad 2024 Competition

    Do you love Shining Armor? Do you hate Shining Armor? If your answer is yes to either/both of these, then this is the place for you! Shining Armor is a Terrible Dad is a sequel to Cadance is a Terrible Mom. The original contest was a success, and I've been itching to host another like it ever since. The premise is the same, only the roles are reversed: Write a story about Shining Armor being an awful parent.

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    33 comments · 9,334 views
  • 18 weeks
    Portal Transformations Contest I

    Announcement and Rules (3 January 2024 to 7 March 2024)

    The most up to date version of this contest's rules is at https://www.fimfiction.net/group/217156/portal-transformations/thread/529551/portal-transformations-contest-announcement-and-rules. Please ask your questions there.


    Welcome to the Contest

    "When Spike goes through the Mirror Portal from Equestria to CHS, he turns into a dog. What does X turn into when X goes through the Mirror Portal (or a similar portal)? You can pick X and the direction."

    Myself (Mockingbirb), I'm especially interested in changes that are less usual, not so commonplace (although I suppose very unsual treatments of the 'usual' changes can be interesting too.)

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  • 27 weeks
    Imposing Sovereigns IV

    An esteemed pedigree of Fimfic contests has entered its next generation. That’s right, Imposing Sovereigns IV… has actually been going for a while now. Apologies there. :twilightsheepish:

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    7 comments · 7,805 views
  • 30 weeks
    The M/M Shipping Contest III: 2023 Sep 24 - Dec 03


    commissioned from: daOtterGuy

    Here we go again!

    It is, indeed, the subsequent year after the M/M Shipping Contest 2022 and I, Bicyclette (who is NOT Wanderer D if you are reading this from the site post, please do NOT message them about this contest) am still alive! Therefore, this contest is happening!

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  • 40 weeks
    Cozy Glow Short Story Contest #4

    ⬇⬇⬇THIS COULD BE YOU!!⬇⬇⬇

    They said* it couldn’t be done. They said* the child was dealt with, problem solved, nothing more to see here. Rendered completely harmless as a statue. A grotesque chunk of frieze in the old gothic style, fallen from the ramparts of Canterlot Castle. A lawn gnome set in ambush to bemuse wanderers in Celestia and Luna’s precious hedge maze. No way could she inspire a single expression of overwhelming support, let alone three.

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  • 46 weeks
    The "New Blood" Contest

    [EDIT]: After some debating among the judges, we decided the minimum account age allowed will be 2020 instead of 2021. Makes more sense this way.


    At Bean’s Writing Group, we have always done our best to help authors, be they seasoned or novice, struggling or not, take their writing to the next level. But now we want to put the spotlight on the smaller, more recent authors – those who had joined way after the end of G4, and who might find normal contests daunting because of the competition of established, more experienced authors.

    This is a chance for you guys to shine and show what the new generation can bring to the table!

    For this contest, entries won't be confined to a specific set of characters, a genre, or any other narrow set of requirements. Instead, we will employ the system BWG is most known for: prompts.

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Sep
4th
2020

Competition » A Most Delightful Ponidox · 5:49pm Sep 4th, 2020

Contest by: FanOfMostEverything

Ever since Equestria Girls established that parallel universes are very much a thing in this setting, I’ve loved having different versions of the same person interact. There are only a few hundred stories out of more than a hundred thousand on the site devoted to that. Those are, in the words of Mark Hanna, rookie numbers. Let’s go bump those numbers up.

The prompt for this one is simple: Two or more distinct instances of the same person have to interact. Whether it’s double Rainbows racing like Superman and the Flash, two Sombras going to war against one another, or just a blessing of Sunsets in the Isekai.

Word limit: 15,000 or fewer.
Rating limit: Everyone or Teen
Submissions open: 12 PM EST, September 6th. Be sure to add it to the contest group!
Submission deadline: 11:59 your time zone, October 18th (Note: Moving west solely to give yourself a few more hours is not recommended.)
Results announced: TBD; I definitely can’t say before we know how many submissions come in.

Prize support:
1st: $100
2nd: $75
3rd: $50

See the announcement blog for more details, judge sign-ups, and PAQs (Probably Asked Questions.)

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Comments ( 31 )

To be clear, the "I" in there refers to me and not Wanderer D. While I imagine he's fond of the concept himself, I don't want to put words in his mouth through my own mangled pronouns. :twilightsheepish:

I'm starting to imagine all the Pinkie stories. But I might hop on this bandwagon. If I have time.

That is a nice competition prompt! Wacky hijinks incoming!

Submission deadline: 11:59 your time zone, October 18th (Note: Moving west solely to give yourself a few more hours is not recommended.)

I chuckled there.

Dan
Dan #4 · Sep 4th, 2020 · · ·

<3 Gilbert and Sullivan reference <3

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Born on leap year ...

Hmm... think up a whole new premise or go with that one sequel idea I had to a previous entry and inevitably disappoint myself and everyone around me when it completely fails to live up to the original? :moustache:

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Oh no, man, Wanderer does everything these days. He's most famous for writing every single SA review ever created.

several gags near the end of THIS video came to mind:

Oooo...I've got the perfect WIP story for this. :pinkiecrazy:

No spoilers.

That moment when you already have a story about a character that can freely travel the multiverse. This feels like it's perfect for me.

This is so tempting...I wanna do it...but I shouldn't...but I wanna do it! But I shouldn't!!! :raritydespair:

Never really thought about the idea in terms of a story, but I did have one very random thought related to this at one point. That is that if Rainbow Dash ever met her alternate self, they'd immediately start making out. Don't think I could base a whole story around that though.

Well, this one is a nogo for me as I'm not experienced enough to write this kind of story. Good luck to the rest of you tho:heart:

Okay. I just looked at the picture up there. And it brought a smile to my face. Cute and funny.... kinda like I wish I was.

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I have two words for you. Maud. Pie.


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Consider it a writing challenge to describe a single kiss in no less than 1000 words. And end with Not bad but Big Mac was better.

Plus Author's Note Bonus Scene: There was a nervous cough and n stereo. The Macintoshes glanced around. "I'll, uh, be in my bunk."

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Word limit: 15,000 or fewer.

This is a direct attack upon everything I hold dear! :pinkiecrazy:

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but I shouldn't

How could one be supposed to not participate in a FoME contest? :derpytongue2:

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You know, as someone who volunteered to help FoME judge this contest has never placed in one of FoME's contests, I would find it sad that someone turned away simply because they didn't feel experienced enough. FoME's contests are a blast, and you've gotta get experience from somewhere. :twilightsmile:

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I wouldn't be surprised if FoME considered it a choice between a word limit or 'enough judges'.

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Oh now you're making me consider. You ahole:rainbowlaugh:

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But would it be funnier in pony form or human form...
Big Mac pony for would not be able to hide his... guilt. I don't write nsfw, but that would also be funnier. Dang.

5348711 Mostly joking. Mostly. I tried to do a flashfic thing recently—it ended up becoming 20k words.

Anywho, I had a dream last night (fueled by a double of Glenlivet before bed) that should shape up into a nice (and slightly naughty) T + Sex story that fits this theme. Now to plot it out and see if I can squeeze it into 15000 words. 🙃

This might explain Lyra's fixation on humans, if Trixie pulled human-Trixie out of a hat a couple times...

Trixie made a deal with Trixie, for every time Trixie pulls Trixie out of a hat Trixie gets to do the same to Trixie.

Oh, I have a wonderful Pinky Pie conspiracy in mind...

... sadly I cannot muster the time to write, I'm afraid.

Well, next time then, maybe.

"You were expecting The Great and Powerful Trixie to pull a Rabit from her hat!!"
"BUT IT WAS ME!! THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!!!"
What does fluttershy do? Does she:
A. Proceed to faint, shortly after a brief shriek.
B. Look at Trixies, unimpressed, and say "Trixies, this is the fifth time today you've pulled eachother out of your hats."
C. Sigh and move along, continuing her search for her angel bunny.

Oh, here's another idea, Equestrian Angel meets Earth Angel when fluttershy visits equestria, and is disgusted that any version of himself could be jusf a simple animal, and be a little jealous because his idiot counterpart can actually squeak, whereas he was born mute.
I look forward to seeing all the stories that come out of this. And I appreciate that a group of Sunsets is called a Blessing.
(If anyone wants to write a full story for my ideas, please do!)

I have now officially written the most ridiculous opening line to a story I have ever done. I hope you're happy FoME!

Stares nervously at notes for sequel to story about infinite Twilight Sparkles.

Since I wager most people's minds are turning towards either EQG or other parallel dimensions, I thought it might be best to ask for explicit clarification: is time travel fine for this? So long as they're traveling to s point within their own history/future and meeting a past/future self?

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Time travel's perfectly acceptable.

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Splendid! Time to make an extended homage to something I'm sure no one else will remember.

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