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Caden Joseph Keller


This is Grasshopper Keller, completely reinvented! New stories, new stuff, new... anything! Texan from Colorado; that's me!

About Me

Name: Caden Joseph Keller.
Age: 29.
Favorite Food: Pizza.
Favorite Drink: Beer.
Favorite Band: Evanescence.
Favorite Movies: Star Wars (Original Trilogy), Lord of the Rings (all 3).
Favorite TV Shows: MLP:FiM, Dexter.
Favorite Books: Anything I can read in English (tee-hee!).
Hobbies: Singing karaoke, writing, reading, taking long nightly walks.

Dislikes: Anyone using 'virgin' to describe a nonalcoholic beverage, disco music, anyone who doesn't have an open mind for music from before 1980, uneducated idiots who try to get attention from anything, those who instigate a fight for no reason at all, & anyone who thinks my views don't matter at all.

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  • 5 weeks
    Cold And Flu Season = Cold Shoulders?

    So, it has been over a month now. Perhaps two. And the cold and flu season is here. This makes me wonder if, perhaps, some of my subscribed authors on this site are also suffering the same ailment as I am. But it really brings me a cold feeling. As if none of my favorite writers are well enough to write a new story or chapter in their lists. But I hope that we can all get better soon, just so that we can read some more stuff here.

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  • 62 weeks
    I did it.

    If any of you don't know why I titled this new blog 'I did it.', then I will clarify.

    Over a month ago, I wrote a novel on NaNoWriMo. And I am happy that I wrote one. And I strongly encourage every one of my followers to do the same next year. Why? Because it really helps with not only getting your stories done, but it also helps with prioritizing your thoughts in any and every way. That is to say, if I write anything else on this site, it'll be shorter than what I've done.

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Jan
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2020

Cold And Flu Season = Cold Shoulders? · 11:56pm January 12th

So, it has been over a month now. Perhaps two. And the cold and flu season is here. This makes me wonder if, perhaps, some of my subscribed authors on this site are also suffering the same ailment as I am. But it really brings me a cold feeling. As if none of my favorite writers are well enough to write a new story or chapter in their lists. But I hope that we can all get better soon, just so that we can read some more stuff here.

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2649459 You are welcome! (Hands over a hard cider) Here! Have a drink! (Hands over a cookie) And a cookie! Still tracking your story! :twilightsmile:

Thanks for the faves, man. It means a lot.

Hey,
I remember reading some of your stories (along with Harms Way’s and others) when I first came to this site, and it was users like you who inspired me to give writing a try. It’s good to see you back, and an unexpected surprise to see you reading/commenting on my story. Thanks!

Well good to see you again

HI!! THIS IS GRASSHOPPER KELLER, GOING IN AS A COMPLETELY BRAND NEW AUTHOR FOR THIS WEBSITE!! AFTER SO MUCH TIME, AND WITH ME NOT BEING ABLE TO REMEMBER WHAT MY PASSWORD WAS (ALONG WITH DELETING MY INFO IN AN EPIC ACCIDENT AGAINST MY COMPUTER), I CAN SAFELY SAY THAT MY BRAND NEW STORIES WILL BE EVEN BETTER THAN WHAT I HAD WRITTEN BEFORE!

LOVE Y'ALL! :heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:

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