Why Can't I Cuddle This?

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[RBDash47]

Because reasons.

[chrumsum]

Because only Roseluck can receive proper cuddles.

Silly skirts.

[Fantasmagoria]

Right there with you, man.

[Prime 2.0]

Because the place where the foreleg connects to her torso looks really weird.

It might hurt her to touch it!

[Honey Mead]

Because God hates you?

[Showmare Trixie]

Because you don't have a 3D printer?

[Quantum_Shift]

Because she's mine.

[Steel Resolve]

I am not a huge fan of Lyra... and I want to cuddle her too...

[The Libertarian Brony]

I feel your pain....

[ymom2]

Weird.

[Miki]

Wat? dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_TwilightWut.png

[djthomp]

The secret is to browse the internet with some sort of mobile device, that way you can hug Lyra as I am doing now.

Huh. She has more hard edges than I would have expected.

[Nathan Hale]

Plausible deniability.

[IndifferentOutsider]

Because her spinal cord is a spring, and nobody wants to cuddle with Bruce Spring-Spine

[MrBossMan]

Because you touch yourself at night.

Write a story about Octavia.

[Zervziel]

that looks more weird than cute.

[Ponky]

Because she's missing her hoodie.

[Equestria Buck Yeah]

Because you're not hugging the screen hard enough, clearly.

[Array]

The best author's best pony happens to be best pony with best gifs of best pony.

[The Seneschal]

Just cuddle the screen while lyra's on it, In the immortal words of memes:
Eh, Close Enough.

[toafan]

Lyra.
Lyra.
Hey. HEY! Lyra!

How the hell are you not falling over? Your center of gravity is way to far forward like that.

[Telaros]

She's a smooth criminal.
That's why.

[Samdamandias]

Because her center of mass is far forward of where her legs are.

[Seether00]

Because it's an animated gif file composed of ones and zeros?

[That_one_guy]

Because you make her life tragic and she hates you.

[Array]

432466

Shh! Don't ruin the fantasy!

[cuck]

[Pashoo]

Because the world would implode, just so you can't have nice things.

[Rocketknightgeek]

Because you'll never catch her while she refuses to blink.

[LeJokstereerre]

Because the world is cruel bro I wouldn't want to cuddle that anyways I would.... SPONTANEOUSLY GLOMP TO DEATH!!! Or.. until shes sore, I wouldn't want to kill anypony Or would I????
[youtube=http://m.youtube.com/?reload=3&rdm=mc3h055ac#/watch?v=bVi3QChmmpg]

[Bad Horse]

You can't? Works fine for me. But then, I'm imaginary.

[Chewed Pencil]

Because we are posting reasons why you cannot cuddle her here in the comments...

[Ninjazz]

Because the moment a human touches a pony, she isn't a pony any more.

[Enmar]

ouch...
i believe walking like that would be killer on the spine

[RoboRed]

Because you'll forget.

Because you're allergic.

Because dat plot is spoken for by another.

Because you can't handle that swag.

[McPoopin]

Because then I would have to get my Lyra doll out and make her show the court where the bad man touched her.

[BlackSnowyOwl]

i.imgur.com/N3INO.png
Ponies, ponies for everyone.
432425 i.imgur.com/yV54s.jpg
432427 i.imgur.com/LOPGd.jpg
432428 i.imgur.com/FFI0U.png
432444 i.imgur.com/FqphZ.jpg
i.imgur.com/E7Ptp.jpg
Well.

[Zytharros]

Oh, you can. Take a picture of yourself in a cuddletastic pose or create a ponysona and force under pain of moon-banishment and torture due to your connections with Celestia and Trollestia politely ask an artist to draw Lyra cuddling with you. Then believe that actually happened. 'Cuz it did. And to all those who ask, you have the photo to prove it. So there.

[UseFistNotMouth]

Because sexual harassment lawsuit.

[An Unimpressive]

You know, they've got some horse ranches near my neck of the woods. Dunno how I'd do trying to find a green unicorn, but one could always try.

[shortskirtsandexplosions]

432592

She's a *mare*, not a stallion, candle-stick head.

[An Unimpressive]

432594
>implying Guyra would not be an acceptable substitute
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Come, now.

[shortskirtsandexplosions]

Also, courtesy of Spotlight, cuz Vimbert's not the only cool guy on the Internet.

d.facdn.net/art/insomniacovrlrd/1334022580.insomniacovrlrd_lyrascratchandcuddlessmaller.jpg

inb4 Ponky's face is inserted in place of Lyra's

[shortskirtsandexplosions]

432603
Those comics are amusing. Lyrasexuality ftw.

[Mirth]

Because u no bring her pants.

[just4imagemails]

432606 Is it just me, or do those fingers look claw-like?

[Derpy Fan 4eva]

because buck you! that's why.

[The philosopher]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

[Silver Wrench]

I am probability the fool, when I see a real Lyra hug her and cry the story is so sad, and when she asked what am I blabbing about I tell here the synopsis of Background Pony.
And while me and the real Lyra sit there and cry over a imaginary Lyra in a fan fic, Twilight will come over as a amateur Psychologist and try to 'treat us', as well as do biological experiments on me being a human in a world of ponies.

[kiwiman40]

You don't actually have arms. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra_dealwithit.png