I write low quality fan fiction stuff.

Gamer, Writer, Artist. Check out my deviant art at https://pdpwny.deviantart.com/

Pithy Statement

There are two types of people in this world: Perverts, and people who won't admit that they're a pervert too. Unless you're an alien. If you are, then GTFO.

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

Darkness will always end up out lasting the light.

If you like my stories, feel free to join me on Patreon.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Writer of truly pornographic shorts. If you let your kid read my stuff, you are a bad parent. I don't feed the trolls.

A frequent pegasus who posts infrequent stories.

Just some random person in their late 20's who loves girls in bondage :3

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

Greenhilt, greening to the hilt.

I'm an avid writer and marijuana user. My biggest hobbies are writing and playing lacrosse.

dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"