A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!
Average Brony I guess, I've been writing for a long time and decided to try my hand ad fanfiction so here I am.
I'm a young man with autism, and I wouldn't call myself a fan of the show, let alone a brony. I like the show, but I mostly just humor the show for the sake of my friends and little sister.
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.
"In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.
Uh.... Am I supposed to put something meaningful here?
The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am.
Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.