Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Dead as a doornail since 2014

I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.

FYI: I am mostly dead. Don't expect much from me.

An enigma as vexing as life itself.

I'm an experienced writer and editor who happens to like ponies.

irresistible

I'm wanted in 14 different countries for Political assassination, man slaughter, assault, and jaywalking. So I decided to write stories.

Brony form Northern Ireland. Think that kinda says it all really. For now at least

I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.