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I used to be relevant!

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

Verily, vanity.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."