What is a pony? But a miserable pile of secrets.

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

I contribute to the abomination machine that is My Little Pony fan fiction.

Recently back from the dead; I conquered all of Hell.

A Dutch gentleman of leisure, living for pleasure, since mirth is my measure. Writing stories that are (mostly) unique and psychological of nature and visiting conventions whenever I can.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

I play video games, a great many instruments, and used to write once in a blue moon. I don't anymore, but I'm still active here.

Does he even write stories anymore? Geez, what a flufflenugget.

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

Name's Velvet Fresh, I'm not new and I apologize if my stories are on prepatual haitus. I procrastinate.. alot

I love Luna stories, but not ones that are too sad to read.

Just a ghostwriter.

Hello! What to say? Ive never been good at these. Well for starters, I'm new to the world of fan-fiction and I'm an avid reader. Mmmhmm that's all I can think of for now ha ha.

19 year old metal fan who also happens to like colorful equines

Guess who's back? It's me, the answer is me . . . hi.