Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am.
An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.
This is a superfluous feature and you should feel superfluous.
Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.
Booping, romance, silly stuff, drama, I write it all. Mostly just booping, though.
Stories about ponies are stories about people.
The world is crazy. I am part of the world. I am crazy. Stay safe crazy pony people