I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

"Fine. I'll do it myself." -Horndog (the recently revived fetish-powered zombie resurected by the power of the mighty Model M), having run out of porn containing his specific fetishes.

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Brony(eeds) a coffee... http://ko-fi.com/crystalmoose

Stuck somewhere between writing funny and sad horsewords. Don't forget to add romance in there!

I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

Also known as HUE JACKMAN! And more recently, Blaasz. My twitter: https://twitter.com/Blaaszz

"The road ahead is not easy, but neither is it impossible to travel. Run, Twilight Sparkle. Run."- Wolokai KuRR

Don't be a stranger now. I won't bite.

Longtime fic author for other series, father of two, and I enjoy MLP:FiM with my whole family.