"An unofficial strategy guide to Equestria Online: Original Version Simulator.
Get as good as you can at the most important computer game in history!"

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An FiO side story, and an entry in the latest Optimalverse story contest. Notes on canon compliance are in this story's Author's Note.

Cover image is an edited version of d.w.h.cn's https://derpibooru.org/images/2409991, used by permission.

Discord tells the Cutie Mark Crusaders how somecreature they know got a cutie mark.

Really! Would this scary, fangy face lie to you?

Includes TWO #FluttercordWeek 2023 themes: "Cutie Mark Crusaders" (Thursday) AND "Dance" (the following Tuesday)

Cover image is based on an artwork by SNSpony, used by artist's permission. Go look at the original, it's better than this edit.

_{(Fluttercord Week 2023)}

In an angry swordfight, Sunset and Adagio cut off each other's right hands.

Twilight sees this as an opportunity.

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With thanks to Carlos S. for a bit of helpful feedback about something.

#custom-story-commission #commission (see author's note for details)

Which of the main MLP:FiM characters would be most likely to kill somepony?

Spoiler: All of them.

Someone asked this question in "The Writers' Group," and I thought the question deserves a full answer.

Art credit: https://www.deviantart.com/mediumsizetex (cover image, cropped slightly, used with permission)

Late one night, Twilight finds out about a secret shipper.

A shipper with a deliciously naughty voice and cute little fangs, who doesn't want to take no for an answer.

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Author's Note elaborates a bit on how parts of this story aren't really good wooing technique for real life.

"Traditional changeling family values are different," King Thorax remarked.

When hundreds of angry changelings attacked Twilight after dinner, she wished she'd asked for a better explanation.

For SockPuppet's Father's Day not-a-contest. Happy Father's Day!

Sonata Dusk gets a government job in Equestria.

(Mood: Cheerful fluff)

Loosely inspired by a drawing of Chrysalis waving an EBT "food stamps" card at Cadance, I wrote the first draft of this story last Friday.

This bit of fluff might be an entry in Bicyclette's Polyship Contest, idk? (link)

Cover image: I had a lot of trouble finding art of Sonata dressed as an office worker, so I experimented with purplesmart.ai and edited the results.

Sweetie Belle loves cooking SO much, she starts her own restaurant!

(I thank Kovoranu for permission to use this delightful cover image.)